Definder - what does the word mean?

What is bert?

Falling asleep on XBOX Live, preferably in a party with your friends.

Where happened to Joe?
He probably pulled a bert with his hand in a bag of chips.

You better not do a bert again tonight.

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Bert - what is it?

n. skateboard or surfing trick where rider makes a quick 180 degree heelside turn using their front hand as an anchor on a wave or a banked piece of pavement while grabbing the toeside edge of board with the free hand.

Did you see him do that sick bert? It was like he was surfing concrete!

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What does "bert" mean?

Term used for code to discribe females. Bert has a few meanings:

1. to discribe a GORGESS female
ex. You see a gorgess girl close by and say "Bert" to your guy friend beside you to signify check that one out. Often used with a stiff arm in the air an a fist in that hand.

2. to be used as a filler to get what you really want.
ex. your friend asks you if you want a beer but your girlfriend beside you would get mad if you said you wanted one. The person asked says "No thanks bert" this signifies a "YES,but i cant say that". when the guy comes back witha beer the girl cant get mad cuz you said no but your friend got you the drink anyways.

3. to signify that your busy with someone but dont want to say so.
ex. your fucking some chick and your friend calls you. the girl says to pick it up. you pick it up and play it cool. "hows it going"...you reply" not bad bert" then the convo ends and you can talk about the bert situation later.

4. you are with a group of people and someone brings something up that will either get the girls you are with mad or that you dont want the girls to know. you look at the fool talking and say bert. he instantly stops what he was talking about.

"check out that bert"
"No bert" = "yes please"

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Bert - what does it mean?

A nice, secretive way of saying "bitch".

Derived from the way "bitch" sounds when yelled and muffled at the same time.

"Hey, holla at them hoochies over there."
"What's up, BERT!?"

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Bert - meaning

verb: bert; 3rd person present: berts; past tense: berted; gerund or present participle: berting

To overpower or knock someone out and/or defeat (someone) in a game or competition.

synonyms: KTFO, dunked

That overweight Burger King employee just got #berted by an angry customer. Next time he better not forget the salt on those fries.

Hey guys we better log off our militia characters. We don't want to get berted by GOAT again.

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Bert - definition

another word for a cigarette. hence the filter part of a cigarette looks like bert's head from bert and ernie

hey, i can i get a bert from you?

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Bert - slang

A random dude who remains nameless to you, usually at a party or other gathering.

Yo Bert, is that your half-empty beer?

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Bert

Ernie's homosexual lover.

I mean, come on, BERT and ERNIE have been living together since 1969. Something is up.

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Bert

verb: to flail, squee, generally get excited by anything adam lambert does, wears, sings, is around.

omg adam lambert is at the party!" "time to bert!

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Bert

A person who is, sophisticated, extremely intelligent and exceedingly well-endowed. A person known as Bert is often the most respected or adored member of any group of people. To be called Bert is the utmost sign of respect: it signifies that the person being referred to has the ability to please and impress others on every possible level.

A woman sees a distinguished, attractive man at a party and says, "wow that guy is such a Bert"

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