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What is Accounting?A euphemism for taking the afternoon off to get some pussy I can't come see you this afternoon, I have a ton of accounting to take care of. Accounting - meme gifAccounting - videoAccounting - what is it?A. Taking notice or recognition of something. A. To Account for your actions! What does "Accounting" mean?When someone works as a stripper/adult industry but is either being censored. Or simply doesnβt wish to say it. Mother-in-law: βWhat work do you do?β Accounting - what does it mean?worthless, not having any merit Get back to your dump, and take your no-account mutt with you. Accounting - meaning1. The department that insists on gang-auditing the entire coporation. Accounting departments solve problems you didn't know you have in ways you don't understand. In God they trust, all others must bring data. Accounting will prove anything, even the truth. Accounting - definitionSomeone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in way you don't understand. Hello, Mr. Fabeets, this is your Accountant. I just finished your taxes and it looks like you owe the IRS about $40,000, but, if you pay me just $2,500, I can calculate some depreciation deductions that will make your entire tax go away. Accounting - slangProfession in which calculator-wielding lackeys figure out ways to hide all the money the boss has spent buying pussy; "Jack, can you call up Benny down in accounting to see if they finished cooking the books? I forgot to attach those "catering" receipts form vinny's liqours and suki's massage parlor. AccountingSomeone whos obviously making more than you Accountants can start at $60,000 with no experience AccountingPerson who works as a porn star is in the industry and does not want to reveal they do. Hey whats your job? AccountingYou aren't friends with anyone who works in this part of your company, but everyone you're not friends with seems to work there. Dave: 'Who are they over there? |
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