Definder - what does the word mean?

What is adult?

noun:1)An individual who is old enough to take complete responsibility for all of his/her actions. Often described by the goverment as a person who has reached a certain age (e.g. a person 18 years old or more). Adjective: 2)Pertaining to adults. 3)Describing sexually suggestive material.

1) Only adults are allowed to buy tobacco here.
2) Little Mindy asked why some things were too adult for her to understand.
3) Strip clubs offer adult entertainment.

👍151 👎87


adult - meme gif

adult meme gif

adult - video


Adult - what is it?

(noun)
One who thinks they deserve the right to control EVERYTHING there is to control, and usually, in fact most always, results in severe hate by many teenagers everywhere. Mostly practices this believed right on his/her offspring. Does not deserve friends, or a social life.

This definition specifically applies to those who would read it and say to themselves the following thought: "god damn teenagers complain about way too fucking much".

fkin parents.... they grounded me from playing games for 2 weeks just for missing a few points at school. Adults suck.

👍195 👎109


What does "adult" mean?

A ridiculous person who thinks that everyone who uses myspace will get raped eventually, it's bad for kids to have things easy, and anything with a screen is a portal into hell. basically, shortsighted bastards who exist to annoy rational people.

Adult: what are you doing?
Kid: IMing
Adult: OH NO YOU'RE NOT! INSTANT MESSAGING LOWERS SOCIABILITY!
Kid: How can that be when I'm talking to people...?

👍571 👎303


Adult - what does it mean?

a middle aged grown up whos only purpose in life is to annoy and bitch to kids and teenagers. they hate pretty much everything and everyone, mostly their kids because they didnt have a good childhood and are now bitching and complaining about it to every other person 20 years younger than him or her, what a douchebag

at the age of 35, adults become uncool and zombielike, whos only purpose is to destroy the youth

👍385 👎185


Adult - meaning

One old enough to be cruel to, rationalizing that such a person is mature enough to handle whatever you dish out.

Manipulating a child is a sin, but manipulating an adult is good business.

👍293 👎109


Adult - definition

1. The period of your life before death, and after the time when you realize that it is, in fact, NOT cool to paste cut-outs from 'Teen People' onto your binder.

2. The label you give to movies that have copious amounts of the letter 'X' on them.

1. When Jenny realized that she had become an adult, a part of her died.

2. When Tom went behind the beaded curtain in his local video store marked 'Adult', and looked at all the pornomagraphic materials, a part of him grew.

👍639 👎211


Adult - slang

the reason for so much evil and stupidity on this earth. everything that is wrong on earth is caused by adults and still children gotta respect them.

rick-i have become an adult now

jack-oh welcome to moronhood

👍221 👎59


Adult

A person who thinks that they are always right and you are always wrong because they are 18 years out of their mother's buttocks and you are not.

Adult: It doesn't matter if we cheat, steal, lie, kill other people, abuse drugs or start illegal wars for profit or how many times we were wrong beforehand, you must always obey us without question.
Child: Screw you!
Adult: Faints, before screaming "Go to your room"!

👍27 👎13


Adult

A soul broken by society; someone who has lost faith in people.

Little Timmy: I can't wait to grow up!

Adult Timmy: Why didn't I appreciate my childhood more!

👍181 👎37


Adult

A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the
middle.

👍8549 👎1769