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What is beaded curtain?

First Exemplified on Craig Fergueson Late Late Show. The Beaded Curtain is rumored to be a Veiled reference to some strange robot/homosapien sexual act involving latex.

it was some crazy beaded curtain last night

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Beaded curtain - what is it?

Refers to a series of labia piercings.

Man, that chick's crazy. She has beaded curtains!

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What does "beaded curtain" mean?

A phrase intimated as a possible double entendre by Craig Ferguson during the email segment on the June 28, 2011 Late Late Show

Do you enjoy a beaded curtain, Geoff?

Go ahead censors, look it up, we'll wait.

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Beaded curtain - what does it mean?

Multiple piercings on the female genitals, specifically on the Labia Minora (aka the "Beef Curtains").

Dude, that chick I picked up at the club last night had so many piercings, her beef curtains looked like beaded curtains.

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Beaded curtain - meaning

The act of stimulating a partner to orgasm using only friction from braided pubic hair.

I went to Maryland once, I got a beaded curtain.

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Beaded curtain - definition

A sexual innuendo-laced phrase coined by The Late Late Show's Craig Ferguson meant to send censors scrambling for a definition.

In an attempt to legitimize Ferguson's not-as-of-yet-dirty phrase, a suggested definition for a beaded curtain is a pierced labia.

Be careful when entering through a beaded curtain.

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Beaded curtain - slang

Dried lumps of shit stuck to your anal beard.

Blimey love, you need to eat more fibre. Looks like a set of bead curtains down there

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Beaded curtain

An act similar to teabagging, but with several men standing together and one person maneuvering his head amongst their dangling scrota.

I had a crazy weekend in San Francisco; I even got a beaded curtain!

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Beaded curtain

the act of peppering one's scrotum with an airsoft pistol

she tied me up and gave me a beaded curtain

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Beaded curtain

When a guy ejaculates on a girl's forehead in such a manner that it drips off her eyebrows, hangs in front of her eyes, and falls down onto her cheeks. So named because the streams and bubbles look like the beads on a beaded curtain.

My girlfriend gave me the best blow job last night, but she wouldn't swallow so I gave her a beaded curtain.

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