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What is goverment?

Commonly found in GTA 5. His main task is to end your life! From doing his paper round at 6 in the morning; to having a coffee with no milk at night, you best hope you keep his needs satisfactory otherwise he may just do a T- 20 countdown on you with a otherwise demeaning full HK- 300 Tank! Question fives are his only weakness as he is never given them in the exam which he is not allowed to sit down in back of the lack of seats in the freezing cold hall...

Calum: “Hey Darren Gover, here is what I promised ya!”
Darren: “THEIR IS NO MILK IN MY COFFEE!”
Calum: “Well, isn’t that a Big Fat Bummer....”

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Goverment - what is it?

Students who live in Governors Dorm at the University at Buffalo. Mostly they live in Roosevelt, and are freshman. So called because it is the honors dorm and full of smart kids. Mostly they love studying, video games (Smash Brothers and Halo), reading, not partying, and they don't normally like the opposite sex. They don't party have high GPAS take honors classes and are usually thought of as "Dorks". However their are some normal kids in governors, but few and far between

"Hey you want to go out and drink beer and chase tail? I know some sick parties!"
gover-nerds:"No i cant, i have to study and read ancient Chinese poetry, then play halo for 6 hours."

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What does "goverment" mean?

to get ripped off, fucked over, tricked into doing something, often due to a female advance or promise of something

James: "Hey man, I ended up doing Susan's homework for her - just 'cause she winked at me."
Bruce: "Ha ha, man, you got govered!"

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Goverment - what does it mean?

a female governor. female politician that likes to debate with others about current events.

an intelligent woman but tries very hard to be "hip" by using terms such as "dip" incorrectly.

Ruth, the governess said "i'm going to ditch" instead of "i'm going to dip. She is very intelligent..but doesn't understand "hip" terms too well.

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Goverment - meaning

Incorrect spelling of the word Government

Person 1: I don't like the goverment
Person 2: You spelled government wrong
Person 1: We are talking though

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Goverment - definition

A corporation

History is a lie
Religion is a control system
Money is a hoax
Debt is fiction
Goverment is a corporation
The system is a lie

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Goverment - slang

Old French- Derived from the old French surname Govier
Means light bringer.

It is likely that the name was initially bestowed as a nickname during the Middle Ages. Similiar to Aphos

Gover couldn't wait to visit Japan. He had been planning the trip for months

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Goverment

A colloquial term for describing a hangover as a result of tanking too much alcohol.

Terence has got such a bad gover today, he spewed out the front of our house.

I'm so govered after drinking pints of vermouth last night.

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Goverment

A derogatory name, often used to insult people.

Person 1: Bro I hate you so much, you're a gover!!
Person 2: Why... What did I do for you be so mad?

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Goverment

A group of people that Continuously make some of the most stupid ass laws in the United States. A bunch of mentally handy cap people that are paid way to much.

refers to the the handycap in the administrative bureaucracy who control a state at a given time

Alabama goverment laws
It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.

It is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church.
Putting salt on a railway track may be punishable by death.

Boogers may not be flicked into the wind.

You cannot chain your alligator to a fire hydrant
Peanuts are not allowed to be sold in Lee County, Alabama after sunset on Wednesdays.

You may not have an ice cream cone in your back pocket at any time.
It is legal to drive the wrong way on a one way street if you have a lantern on the front of your car.

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