Definder - what does the word mean?

What is dick sneeze?

That one history teacher who alters things just to make a party look good

The American education system is a Grade A dick sneeze

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dick sneeze - video

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Dick sneeze - what is it?

When one blows their load into a tissue.

I am planning on Dick Sneezing while watching some porn.

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What does "dick sneeze" mean?

A facial visor for the purpose of protecting the facial area from an ejaculation.

Jenny wore a dick sneeze guard in order to protect her face from Carson's ejaculation.

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Dick sneeze - what does it mean?

When you sneeze and accidentally ejaculate.

Bro, last night I had definitely dick sneezed.

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Dick sneeze - meaning

1) A moment which a man ejaculates into his partners nose, there in causing the partner to sneeze back on his dick.

2) A person who annoys you out of your butthole

1)Ahhh im going to cum.....'achoo' What the fuck

2)Stop being such dick sneeze

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Dick sneeze - definition

The process of blowing your load into a tissue.

"Hey man you have any plans tonight?"

"Yeah I was planning on watching some porn and Dick Sneezing. You?"

"...What?"

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Dick sneeze - slang

this is what happens when you eject cum out of your penis, otherwise known as dick sneezing

(guy getting a blowjob)

guy: "your doing great! im about to dick sneeze!"

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Dick sneeze

jizzing on bitches...

bitch you wanna see my dick sneeze???

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Dick sneeze

ejaculation of sperm from the penis.

I was too drunk to fuck last night, I couldn't dick sneeze.

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Dick sneeze

sticky substance forming on the tip of a penis even though ejaculation has not recently occured. can be caused by drinking diet coke. can be described as slimy, sticky, translucent snot.

"hey buddy, you want a diet coke?" "no thanks man, that shit gives me a dick sneeze."

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