Definder - what does the word mean?

What is cumgasmic?

A Wonder-Bed Cumgasm is the orgasm a guy has when he takes care of his morning wood and blows his load all over his bed.

I woke up with morning wood, so I gave myself a Wonder-Bed Cumgasm!

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cumgasmic - video

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Cumgasmic - what is it?

A cumgasm piss-fuck is a sexual act where one guyawakens a sleeping dude, by dick-slapping him across his face, and then fucks his mouth making him the early bird who gets the worm, has a cumgasm, and then pisses in his mouth and makes him swallow it all.

Matt woke me up this morning by dick-slapping me and giving me a cumgasm piss-fuck in my mouth!

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What does "cumgasmic" mean?

A Cosmic Cumgasm is an out-of-this world orgasm that a guy sometimes has.

I did some acid and jacked off, and I had a Cosmic Cumgasm!

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Cumgasmic - what does it mean?

An aborted cumgasm is the orgasm a guy DOESN'T have because someone opens the door to his room

without knocking.

I used to have aborted cumgasm if another cadet came into my room without knocking, but now I don't care if they want to watch or join in!

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Cumgasmic - meaning

A laptop cumgasm is the orgasm a guy has when he's naked in bed jacking off, and watching porn on his laptop, when he blows his load all over his keyboard.

Last night, I had a messy laptop cumgasm!

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Cumgasmic - definition

A cumgasm is the orgasm a guy has versus the orgasm a girl has (clitgasm).

I just had an awesome cumgasm!

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Cumgasmic - slang

Someone who ejaculates in a moment of excitment..

OMG Today, I just bought a very sexy laptop. Imma cumgasm.

That girl who was at the party last night was cumgasmically sexy.

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Cumgasmic

Something extremely amazing, resulting in having a very wet orgasm. (Not always literally)

The Shannon twins are fucking cumgasmic!

Halo Reach is cumgasmic.

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Cumgasmic

Having an orgasm with cum going down your throat and face

Did you enjoy that cumgasm last night

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Cumgasmic

An incredibly sloppy and sticky orgasm, usually used when spurting in close proximity to an object or person.

That last cumgasm totally stained Jane's panties.

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