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What is morning wood?when a guy wakes up with a boner.. i had morning wood when i woke up ... morning wood - videoMorning wood - what is it?When a person (preferably a man) wakes up in the morning in an upside-down "T" position. Characterized by the largest, possibly most embarrasing erection ever to be witnessed. Also called "morning glory" and "pitching a tent." Ways of getting rid of morning wood include: counting to 100, visualizing your grandmother in a string bikini, and challenging youreslf to a friendly game of horseshoes (ringtoss if no horseshoes are readily available). MOM: "Billy, wake up! Time to go to school." What does "morning wood" mean?an erection that occurs when you wake up in the morning I woke up with a morning wood today. Morning wood - what does it mean?When you get a NARB (no apparent reason boner) after waking up, usually caused by a full bladder pressing against the prostate. - Today I woke up with a boner the size of the Washington fucking Memorial. Morning wood - meaningwhen you wake up in the morning with an erection. is exceptionally poor if you are wearing gym shorts, because you usually have to stay in bed for a few minutes while it goes down if you have other people in your house, and generally sticks straight out, not following up your body like normal wood. i couldnt get out of bed for a few minutes this morning because i had morning wood and it wouldnt go down Morning wood - definitionPerhaps one of the greatest of God's creations, but at the same time the worst. It all depends on the circumstances. When the body goes into REM sleep, capillaries go into hyper vasodilation, and thus the penis becomes goes in one of the most intense and hardest erections a man can experience. TEACHER: Tommy!? You're late again! Care to explain!? Morning wood - slangwhen your dick gives you a standing ovation in the morning just for waking up. I woke up this morning and I had morning wood. I was so proud. Morning woodthe main reason that I miss the school bus in the morning. I was taking a shower and got morning wood so I had to rub one out and missed the school bus Morning woodYour dicks way of saying "Hey, you've ignored me for 8 hours, now i'm going to make you piss all over your feet" I got morning wood, and mom didn't see it, so she gave me a hug and got a suprise. Morning woodA morning erection that is naturally caused as the brains enters the REM-deep sleep phase. At this stage, the body's skeletal muscle structure relaxes and causes hypervasodilation in the capillaries of the body, resulting in said erection. After sleeping so soundly and having a great night's rest, it is no surprise to wake up with an erection. |
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