What is crusty crab?

the correct spelling of Patrick Star's name

A: Is this the Krusty Krab

B: No this is Patrick

A: Is this the Crusty Crab

B: lmao yes thank you

crusty crab - video

Crusty crab - what is it?

Recepy for Crusty Crabs:

- Have consensual intercourse with a Female that has Crabs
- Jizz (Shout your sperm)on the vagina of this female. *
- Let it rest for about a week so the Jizz has some time to set in so it changes to a Crusty substance.
- Now Rub the Cum Crust of the vagina into a bag.

Voila, you now have Crusty Crabs!

*It is okay to use the sperm of someone else if you do not have any available.

I really felt like grabbing some Chicken McNuggets at the local McDo but i figured i had a nice bag of Low Cal Crusty Crabs at home.

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What does "crusty crab" mean?

With sexual relations after a women's menstrual bleeding, the penis emerges from the vagina with a flakey, scabby, residue.

Johnny was pleasantly surprised when he was left with a crusty-crab from his brother's girlfriend.

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Crusty crab - what does it mean?

When your on the beach with a girl, you get your dick all sandy and stick it in her clam,hole

last night i was doing this and i asked her if she knew about the crusty crab, and then Bam! i gave here a serious crusty crab right into the clammed yam

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