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What is flakey?
An ancient deity of Slavic origin, the Flakey One derives from the folklore of Дьявол пекаря. A spindly creature, known to enter bakeries and patisseries after midnight to decimate baked goods, either through demonic sexual acts or perspiration of his everlasting baby oil.
Due to this folklore, the term Bakers Dozen was coined, so for every 12 baked goods produced, a 13th was put aside as a gift to The Flakey One, thus stopping his wrath amongst the other finely cooked pastries and breads.
Why be there so much baby oil over these finely cooked rye breads? ‘‘Twas but the wrath of The Flakey One, harbinger of Bakeries; we should’ve made a Bakers Dozen.
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Flakey - what is it?
Basically someone moving mad. acting a bit weird or strange, out of the ordinary. Flakey
‘You’re moving a bit flakey uno’
What does "flakey" mean?
(adj.) someone who doesnt keep it real and be actin shady.
"damn nigga, you be actinn real flakey.!"
Flakey - what does it mean?
Someone who does not ever answer their text messages or phone.
Wow, I've texted Tara 34 times in the last 5 seconds and she still hasn't answered... she's flakey that way.
Flakey - meaning
Someone who bails at the last minute and gives lame excuses.
Person 1: “Gurprit made plans for a night out over a month ago but has just cancelled “
Person 2: “Yeah, she said she had other plans”
Person 1: “she told me she has to pack to move house”
Person 2: “nah, she’s not packing, she’s going to Birmingham!”
Person 1: “she’s so flakey!”
Flakey - definition
Someone who , after being invited to an event , implies they will come, but infact bitches out at the last second - in the hour or minute of the event.
Person 1 - "come to the beach bruh"
Person 2 - "sure bruh"
Person 1 - "I'm at a train station, the trains coming in 5 minutes, where are you?"
Person 2 - "cba"
Person 1 - "Flakey bitch nigga"
Flakey - slang
A fake ass bitch that can't even keep their word. Promises are worthless from them. Plans will be made and they will rarely go through with them. They like to tell you they're on their way but never show up. They will ignore your messages and calls. Real insidious people.
No matter the situation what they will always have an excuse when you call them on their bullshit, and they'll be the ones to get mad.
Aside from all their bullshit, they'll stop being flakey once they need something from you, they may even give you gifts but you'll never have their friendship.
Funny thing is flakey bitches hate being called flakey. Will straight up deny it and you will get a kick out of how they respond when they argue.
They don't know how to stick to the facts. You may even start to believe that they suffer from hallucinations and delusions.
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Victoria never even came over last night. She told she was on her way every time I texted her. She's such a flakey bitch.
Flakey
A person who uses inaccurate excuses to mask thier non appearance to events, person who says one thing but does another....commonly known as a lie but does it so often thier personality is considered flakey.
Someone is flakey if for instance they are leaving town on a certain date to gain attention then keeps posting different dates on thier online profiles and telling you different information all the time. Someone who says they want to do one thing then randomly changes thier mind for no apparent reason.
Flakey
adj.,to be unreliable, and/or absent-minded, flighty, fickle. Generally unresponsible.
Bob said he'd bring beer and instead he invited his friends who brought no beer.And he used to be into punk and now he likes disco. Dude is totally flakey.
Flakey
when you make plans with someone then they cancel last minute leaving you alone; unreliable; can`t be trusted. People like this don`t make good friends.
Dream is so flakey, overtime we make plans she always dips last minute. I can never rely on her.