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What is crotched?
a place for holding things such as sodas while in the car freeing your hands to do other things.
"do you want to put your drink in a holder?"
"no, i've got a crotch, crotches are good for holding things."
crotched - meme gif
crotched - video
Crotched - what is it?
To hide drugs in the crotch of your pants so that if a police dog catches the scent, it will look as though he's just sniffing your crotch the way dogs often do.
Dude! It's the cops, crotch the weed!
What does "crotched" mean?
1. Another name for groinal area.
2. Name of the groin/seat area of pants
3. Act of shoving something in your crotch
My crotch is itchy.
There's a whole in the crotch of my pants
I crotched the drugs.
Crotched - what does it mean?
Hiding the weed (or another drug)
Chief Wiggum: Well if it isn't the doobie brothers.
Lenny: Uh oh, crotch the weed.
(Homer Simpson crotches it)
Chief Wiggum: Smell any drugs, Sergeant Scraps?
(Dog bites Homer's weiner and testes).
Crotched - meaning
(n) (adj) (v)
a crotch is someone or something that is disgusting and makes you regurgitate on the floor. somehow it can be used as every single part of speech. if something is rude and appalling, they are crotch.
“Did that person wake up on the wrong side of the bed? They’ve been acting very crotch.”
Crotched - definition
It's a special part that we all have down there.
Yessssss, I really like your crotch
Crotched - slang
when 1 person (typically male) runs full force into another person who is sitting down, thus hitting the person in the face with their crotch
i still cant believe i got crotched by a girl!
Crotched
When one passes a spliff once they have smoked it to the roach.
Here you go man. Sorry, I've crotched it a bit.
Crotched
When a person falls with a long object directly under him, and said long object impacts person in the crotch, causing extreme pain. Typically occurs to skateboarders.
Man, Bob crotched himself on that rail pretty bad.
Crotched
In a crowded situation, such as a bar, when two people try to make their way past eachother, accidentally rubbing their genitals against one another.
"Oh my God! I know this bar is crowded, but I've just been crotched by five different men tonight. I feel violated."