What is crey?

V. - To figuratively eye someone up by crying pitifully and testing their guilt, emotional sympathy, and ambivalence response levels. Commonly used as a way to change the subject when they may ask you about lying, manipulating, affairs, poor decisions, or uncomfortable topics.

"So, did you get around to making me dinner yet, like you said?"
"Oh John! I've had so much to do every since your mom died, helping out you're brothers and sisters, and..."
"Jesus fucking Christ, just say no. My mom died a year and half ago so stop bringing it the fuck up, don't creye up so much."

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crey - video

Crey - what is it?

an equivalent of whine, cry or complain. Especially when they are angry, frustrated or unamused.

Patrick don't creye, it's only a game.

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What does "crey" mean?

A common saying especially on Tumblr to express just how much somebody is crying. Mostly said when the person isn't infact crying they just feel like they're going too.

"Look at how gorgeous that man is"
"Omg, I need a bucket for my creys"

"I managed to get concert tickets!"
"I'll need a bucket for my creys.

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Crey - what does it mean?

A misspelling of 'Reblog if you cried'.
Associated with a notoriously poorly worded story with an odious sentiment behind it designed to make complete idiots feel a modicum of human emotion whilst trawling the internet.

Now used in an ironic sense to either laugh at these authors, or to denote false sympathy for a blog post.

"A girl had ovary cancer and she was terminally going to die,
So she was going to have ovary implants surgery.
When the day came when she was having her surgery,
She said goodbye to her parents and told her boyfriend she loved him.
She came out of the surgery and had no cancer because she was cured.
She saw her family but asked where her boyfriend was.
Her mom then said "Wait, didn't the doctor tell you who donated the ovaries?". REGLOB IF YOU CREYD"

#1 So many exams tomorrow...
#2 REGLOB IF YOU CREYED
#1 You're an arse.

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Crey - meaning

Used as a shortened of "I'm crying," popularized by tumblr users. Never used as feeling of sadness, but shocked hilarity. Induced by something funny as a whole.

person one: the use of bpd is best with..
person one: whoops i mean bcp, what the hell is bpd??
person two: birth penal detention?
person one: im crey
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person one: my dad just texted me saying "I want to sex Mila Kunis up"
person two: im crey

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