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What is tumblr?

A place where almost everybody is fake and seeks attention. Everybody pretends to be some awkward hipster female to gain followers, much like on Twitter only everybody claims that they are artistic. People mostly post/reblog pictures, and sometimes steal them from others without credit. Everybody complains for attention. Everybody does illegal things for attention. They love everything gay and believe that an unfriendly gay individual is unheard of and everything straight is vile. They try to promote equality while they openly put everything else down, such as straight people, skinny people, and basically anybody else that has the balls to tell them that they are wrong. They blame society for their faults and yet put no effort in improving themselves. Every member finds themselves ugly and pretends to think cancer patients and obese people are beautiful so that people will think that they are nice people. It's all about followers and attention and feeling special. Go make one.

Hey man, look. It's yet another hipster on Tumblr complaining about their perfectly fine appearance.

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Tumblr - what is it?

It's where all the sleepless hipsters are. Tumblr is where sleep deprivation is a normal thing. Bacon is life. Tumblr people have their own language called sarcasm. Our relationship statuses is always "forever alone". And we're all cats. problem?

facebook girl- Hey omg. your so cool. whats tumbler?
tumblr person- *you're oh and its tumblr. Tumblr is a site where you can get viruses, so i think you shouldn't get one for your sake.

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What does "tumblr" mean?

a place for self-importance/communal self-loathing

I need to get on Tumblr. I need to tell people how I'm too good for life. How I hate people. How I hate myself. How I just like cats and triangles.

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Tumblr - what does it mean?

the end of my social life.

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Tumblr - meaning

Tumblelogs are miniblogs — a fast way to share links, photos, and videos without the bells and whistles of a regular blog.

Unlike blogs, tumblelogs are frequently used to share the author's creations, discoveries, or experiences while providing little or no commentary.

If blogs are journals, tumblr is a scrapbook.

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Tumblr - definition

teen bloggers posting fake as fuck social justice stories for internet pointz and lel SO QUIRKY boys pretending to be gay to oppose their FUNDIE CHRISTIAN parents

tumblr stories are less believable than those not always right stories

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Tumblr - slang

A site where you can re-post pictures from all over the internet and claim that it's yours.

I steal shit from Reddit, 4chan, and other sites and post them on Tumblr and become "tumblr famous"

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Tumblr

a virus. don't get one.

"hey, what's a tumblr?"
"oh man, it's a virus. it sucks, don't get one"
"oh em gee, thanks for telling me!"

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Tumblr

A site for people who think they care special and part of some internet cult when in realty, they are losers. Tumblr is a great place for sad white girls to post black and white photos/gifs of them crying about how hard their middle class life is or them cutting themselves. It's a place for "hipsters" to think they are unique and underground and girls begging for attention. Although tumblr may seem accepting at first, they actually hate 80% of the human population. People on tumblr think they are special and artsy, but when they get into the real world, they are pathetic losers with no friends.

Girl 1: hey did u c that pic of my cuts on tumblr
Girl 2: yeah it was soooooo artsy
Girl 1: uugh yeah i kno my life is soooo hard omg lol ^_^

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Tumblr

A place where if you express your opinion, you either get praised or you get flooded with anon hate. Almost everyone has a gay ship(s). Beware of the superwholocks. (What is superwholock, you might be asking yourself. It is a combination of the shows Supernatural, Doctor Who, and BBC's Sherlock. God knows why it even exists.) Everyone has a fandom, no matter if it's large or small, well known or barely recognized. It doesn't really even matter what the fandom is for. You could have a fucking fandom for toenails and there is bound to be people to join.

A cis, straight white male: I'd like to make a tumblr account!

People from tumblr: EW NO GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM US YOU CIS-SHIT KILL THE PATRIARCHY AAAAHHHHH

Guess what you fucking dumbasses
Some of your favorite actors are cis straight white males

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