What is a bucket?

Another term for crackhead

“I saw a bucket at the bus stop doing blow while I was driving!”

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a bucket - video

A bucket - what is it?

Tf2 soldier's favourite item

Spy: This is a bucket
Soldier: Dear god..
Spy: There's more
Soldier: Noo..

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What does "a bucket" mean?

Bay area slang for an undermaintenanced vehicle. Also known as a hooptie. In gangster circles, buckets can also be rented by means of barter with crack cocaine or crystal methamphetamine. In this instance it is known as a "rent-a-bucket". Rent-a-buckets are primarily used in drive-by shootings and is usually a stolen vehicle. In the case of a stolen vehicle, the first part of this definition is is not strictly followed.

...we need to git that nigga tonight! Loc, you got a bucket?

Naw, nigga my cousin got one yesterday on rent. I told that nigga to ditch that shit but looks like you need it now.

He still got it?

Yeah, but chu gon' havta rent that shit fom HIM now.

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A bucket - what does it mean?

1. Someone who has just been introduced to the legendary guitar player Buckethead.
2. The experience of losing your Buckethead virginity.
3. Buckethead Baptism

Buckethead Virgin: "Man you look so happy, what are you listening too?"

Mozy Bot: "I'm listening to Buckethead, check out this Buckethead song Nottingham Lace."

Mozy Bot gives Buckethead Virgin his Mp3 player and headphones. 7 minutes later.

Buckethead Virgin (glowing): "WOW!!!! That was totally orgasmic! I can't believe anyone could sound that good. That was the sickest guitar solo ever! Thank You!!! I got to hear that again!"

Mozy Bot: "Congradulations, you have been BUCKETIZED. I feel that way every time I listen to Bucket. Go ahead and have another listen!"

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A bucket - meaning

Literally: Troll sex.

To create an offspring two trolls in a relationship (generally red) must offer their genetic material to the Imperial Drones when they come bearing buckets.

If Genetic Material is not offered the two trolls are killed instantly.

The buckets are then taken to the mother troll who then combines all the genetic material into one diabolical incestuous slurry and lays hundreds of thousands of eggs at once.

Trolls hoarding buckets are perverts.