Definder - what does the word mean?

What is cpr?

Courtesy, Professionalism, Respect
It is the logo found on some (?) NYPD (New York Police Department) vehicles.

-You know the slogan of the NYPD?
-Yeah, it's easy. CPR, meaning Courtesy, Professionalism, Respect

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cpr - meme gif

cpr meme gif

cpr - video


Cpr - what is it?

A cheap excuse for a kiss.

Yes, CPR saves lives, but most of the time both people aren't good looking and in love.

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What does "cpr" mean?

CPR also know as
Child
Paddleboat
Racing

Some kid: *drowning
Guy 1: HELP, THAT KID IS DROWNING
Guy2: Dont worry i know cpr, Child paddleboat racing
Guy1: good luck hiding the body

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Cpr - what does it mean?

The sexual act where a female or male performs the standard CPR procedure on another person's dick. The standard involves 30 pumps followed by 2 blows. Repeat the process until they cum (spitting up water like a drowned victim).

Guy: "so could I get a blow job tonight?"
Girl: "I'm not entirely up for that, but I'll give your dick some CPR"

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Cpr - meaning

Cardiopulmonary resuscitation - basic life support.

Now what's left is CPR but he already gone (Tricky)

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Cpr - definition

Legendary song by CupcakKe, it slaps but u should neva listen to it in public. You can acc preform CPR to the song CPR since it got 103BPM

Person 1:yo what did y'all do last night * wink

Person 2: oh yh "I saved dick by giving it CPR"

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Cpr - slang

COCK PISS RESIDUE

DUDE YOUR CPR IS FLYING THROUGH THE ROOF!!

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Cpr

Short form of "Complete and Professional Retard". Leet speak. Use if you wanna be rude.

n00b: can i join to your clan?
clan leader: Sry, but no.
n00b: WHY?
clan leader: coz you are a CPR...
n00b: what is it mean??
clan leader: jeez.....

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Cpr

cool

pigs

rule

"i gave your wife cpr!"
"bro! youre so rad, youre a cpr!"

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Cpr

When you are 69ing a girl and she farts in your face, you catch it in your mouth and kiss her. This was featured on the Opie and Anthony show on 8/18/2006. The idea was invented by Patrice O'neill (Webjunk 20 (VH1)).

The bitch farted in my face during a 69 so I gave her the CPR!

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