Definder - what does the word mean?

What is CPR?

Legendary song by CupcakKe that slapss harder than my dad, you should neva I REPEAT NEVA listen to it without headphones tho. You can acc preform CPR to the song CPR since it got 103BPM.

person1:yo what did u do yesterday
person2: oh yh ia saved a dick by giving it CPR

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CPR - meme gif

CPR meme gif

CPR - video


CPR - what is it?

Checking People Randomly: A most appropriate signifier for the NYPD's present slogan, CPR, or Courtesy Professionalism Respect, a sad attempt to put words above action, an act of desperation which shares many qualities with what a prepubescent circle jerk would look like, in this case the k(op)s being overweight, impotent, and annoying. Beware for impotency in your neighborhood pig, for that is the first sign of the textbook self-esteem issues that can trigger a binge of false arrests, excessive force, racism, and (enterhumanrightviolationofchoice) etc... that parallells what you might see on an MTV child-pageant show gone wrong.

Wilco: What's CPR stand for the side of that cop car bro?
McWilly: Courtesy-
Wilco: BAHAHAHHQHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA BAHAH BAHAHAHHQHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHABAHAHAHHQHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA BAHAHAHHQHAHAHHphew okay okay sorry go
McWilly: Professio--
Wilco: AHAHAHHQHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA BAHAH BAHAHAHHQHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHABAHAHAHHQHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA BAHAHAHHQHAHAHHphew AHAHAHHQHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA BAHAH BAHAHAHHQHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHABAHAHAHHQHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA BAHAHAHHQHAHAHHphew AHAHAHHQHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA BAHAH

McWilly: Respect
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Wilco: I just figured it meant checking people randomly... i got stopped 3 times in brooklyn yesterday. Same pig each time.

McWilly: Sounds about right.

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What does "CPR" mean?

Ceiling-punching rage. To be so enraged as to jump up and punch one's ceiling.

Dude, I was so mad after loosing to Jake at Mario Kart, I busted out some CPR, and now there's a hole in the ceiling...

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CPR - what does it mean?

Short for Cock to Pussy Resuscitation. Saving a dying pussy with a healthy dose of dick.

I thought she was dying so a gave her a little CPR. Turns out she just needed some dick.

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CPR - meaning

Courtesy, Professionalism, Respect
It is the logo found on some (?) NYPD (New York Police Department) vehicles.

-You know the slogan of the NYPD?
-Yeah, it's easy. CPR, meaning Courtesy, Professionalism, Respect

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CPR - definition

A cheap excuse for a kiss.

Yes, CPR saves lives, but most of the time both people aren't good looking and in love.

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CPR - slang

CPR also know as
Child
Paddleboat
Racing

Some kid: *drowning
Guy 1: HELP, THAT KID IS DROWNING
Guy2: Dont worry i know cpr, Child paddleboat racing
Guy1: good luck hiding the body

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CPR

The sexual act where a female or male performs the standard CPR procedure on another person's dick. The standard involves 30 pumps followed by 2 blows. Repeat the process until they cum (spitting up water like a drowned victim).

Guy: "so could I get a blow job tonight?"
Girl: "I'm not entirely up for that, but I'll give your dick some CPR"

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CPR

Cardiopulmonary resuscitation - basic life support.

Now what's left is CPR but he already gone (Tricky)

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CPR

Legendary song by CupcakKe, it slaps but u should neva listen to it in public. You can acc preform CPR to the song CPR since it got 103BPM

Person 1:yo what did y'all do last night * wink

Person 2: oh yh "I saved dick by giving it CPR"

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