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What is Mario Kart?
To be in the lead in something or to have a streak of success, only to have your success snatched away from you at the last moment, possibly through unfair or unjust means on the part of the person beating you.
Popularised from the game's frequent result in which a 1st place can be snatched away just before the finish line with a powerup.
Can be used as a more friendly version of cockblocked.
"I was so close to making out with this girl, but then Bill Mario Karted the hell out of me by buying her a drink before I could"
Mario Kart - video
Mario Kart - what is it?
Being in 1st place on the third lap in Mario kart. And being 10 seconds from the finish line, when you get smacked by a blue shell, then a red shell, then knocked off the course, brought back in by lakitu, hit by a bullet bill, and a star, causing you to fall off again, and then you finish in 12th place
Player 1: I'm about to win!
*blue shell*
*Red shell*
*knocked off*
*ran over by bullet*
*hit by starman*
*falls off again*
*finishes last*
Player 1: nevermind, I just got Mario karted
What does "Mario Kart" mean?
Mario Kart is the racing game series made by Nintendo. It was made to realistically simulate driving in Italy.
"You wanna see how it's like driving in Italy, play Mario Kart!"
Mario Kart - what does it mean?
When you get 8 of your friends to sit on your couch and masturbate,whoever finishes last is declared the winner
and whoever finishes first has to clean the sperm off of the floor with their tounge
Billly! Why are you home so late? Oh, it's nothing mom! Me and my friends were just playing "Mario Kart"
Mario Kart - meaning
The most famous Mario racing game where everyone claims they will destroy you only for all to get destroyed by the one true master.
Kid: I'm going to destroy you in a game of Mario Kart!
Secretly The Master: I'd like to see you try!
Mario Kart - definition
A drunk college student's favorite pastime.
Aww fuck...I'm drunk, it's 1AM. Let's play Mario Kart.
Mario Kart - slang
Verb. To leave a banana, or other obstacle or trap, in another's path to cause them harm or delay. Can be used outside the context of the classic nintendo racing series.
Did you see Jim let go of that tree branch in front of Bob? He totally Mario Karted that guy.
Mario Kart
It is a game which will never let you win because it hates you.
Hey dude, wanna play some Mario Kart?
Mario Kart
Mario Kart is a racing game series made by Nintendo, featuring characters from many games starring Mario and his friends. The Mario Kart games are known for their madcap action with unique racing courses and the use of items to sabotage opponents.
Games in the series:
Super Mario Kart (Super Nintendo Entertainment System): The first game in the series revolutionized racing with it unique game play, use of items and two-player mode.
Mario Kart 64 (Nintendo 64): The sequel to Super Mario Kart, it featured amazing graphics and all new courses, plus being able to play with up to four players.
Mario Kart Super Circuit (Game Boy Advance): Going back to the semi-3D days of Super Mario Kart, this game combines the best of both the first two Mario Kart games with new tracks and classic gameplay. This game even has all of the Super Mario Kart tracks available for play as unlockables.
Mario Kart Double Dash!! (Nintendo Gamecube): One of the more insane games in the series, this one changed things over entirely with each kart being driven by two characters, which could be swapped during a race. This also featured the ability to pick from multiple vehicles as opposed to being limited to racing in tiny Go-Karts.
Mario Kart DS (Nintendo DS): The latest game in the series is one of the first to include free online play via Nintendo WiFi Connection. There were multiple karts for each driver, and the game also includes tracks from the previous Mario Kart games.
Hey, who's up for a game of Mario Kart?
Mario Kart
A videogame created by Nintendo to realistically simulate what driving is like in Italy.
Italian Driver: "It's a-like Mario Kart onna these streets!"