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What is your couch?
pretty self explanitory but can be used in many ways....
A:dude you suck
B:well you know what fuck your couches
your couch - video
Your couch - what is it?
From Chappelle's Rick James episode. Best used when the person you are saying it to is in a better situation then yourself.
Ex:
- Your friend buys an expensive couch/car and is a dick about it.
- You say, "fuck your couch/couch."
What does "your couch" mean?
It's a metaphor. the "fuck" is metaphorical for not giving a shit, and the "your couch" is metaphorical as it is the subject that the user choses instead of the person it is being used against, thus making it clear that it is more important to the user than the recipient, and by not giving a shit about something that is more important to the user than the recipient, the user is saying that he or she less than gives a shit about about the recipient and anything they have ever said or done
Person 1: I just finished my homework!
Person 2: Fuck your couch.
Your couch - what does it mean?
The equivalent of "Well fuck you."
Can also be said as:
-Fuck your couch. "Fuck you."
-FUCK MY COUCH!! "Fuck MY LIFE!!"
The phrase originated from an episode of the Dave Chappele Show, where he played Rick James.
The exact line where it was adapted from, is when he (dave Chappelle/ Rick James) is on a couch, and says, "Fuck your couch, nigga! Fuck your couch!"
Person 1: God! Just shut the fuck up! You're SO annoying!
Person 2: Well fuck YOUR couch! *storms off*
Your couch - meaning
The insult to beat all insults in an argument, due to its pure randomness. Also tends to make the opponent speechless.
Cynnamon: You are such a whore!
Mary: Well fuck your couch!
Cynnamon: .... What?
Your couch - definition
Similar to Fuck Your Couch, except instead of fucking it, you pour Vietnamese Noodle Soup all over it. This way the person's couch stinks like rotting beef noodle soup.
Black guy: May-ne, fuck yo couch, nigga!
Asian guy: Dough-ma, pho your couch! couch to expensive to do da sticky all over, but pho easy to crean up.
Your couch - slang
To do something so bold simply to be an asshole. The phrase began on an episode of Dave Chappelle, in which Rick James utterly destroyed Eddie Murphy's couch, causing Eddie and his brother, Charlie Murphy to completely pwn Rick by the way of a beatdown administered to his legs.
Rick James grinds mud into Eddie Murphy's new couch.
Rick: Fuck your couch!
Eddie and Charlie Murphy beat Rick's legs.
Rick: Darkness Motherfuckers!
Your couch
Nigga fuck it.
Jill: Hey Susan! What's up?
Susan: Nigga fuck your couch.
Your couch
most commonly reserved for friends or siblings who are bound to fail at life and they know it.
Josh: Sweet I won the lotto!
Sam: Your couch!
Greg: FML
Your couch
The heady way to say "fuck you."
"Not to be a dick, bro.... but that girl u ended back home with last night was even fatter than we thought."
"'Your couch."
Note: This term of art hasn't hit the market full-force yet, so you may run into considerable bewilderment upon first use... either way, drop it like its hot.