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What is lotto?

A "Lotto Pub" is a hybrid of two business models originating in the state of Oregon. The Lotto Pub was first established by the Bettie's organization combining the "Lotto Deli" and local pub concepts. Lotto Pubs feature a small bar, fun menu items, a wide selection of beer, discount cigarettes and several Oregon Lottery games including video lottery, Keno, Megabucks, Mega Millions, Scratch-Its and so on.

Bettie's Lotto Pub

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Lotto - what is it?

When an unemployed separated parent gets all the children in the Family Court over the employed parent, and then qualifies for a housing commission house, unemployment benefits, single parent benefits and significant Child Support. This guarantees never having to work again until the children look like turning 18, by which time the bogan parent will have accumulated more children, preferably to multiple partners.

"Mate - hear about Crystal's Family Court?"
"How'd it go"
"She fuckin' owns them kids now mate! Little Jaxon, Anfernee, and Ce'leste all live with her full time and she's getting full Centrelink plus child support"
"Fuck - she won bogan lotto mate!"

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What does "lotto" mean?

- An awesome name for a mobile app that Urban Dictionary editors won't approve simply because they suck ass.
- An awesomely fun mobile app for lottery players that accepts any string (aka noodle) and gives you numbers for the lottery 6/49, LottoMax and Powerball numbers based on your noodle (and) your GPS location.

John: Hey, give me some lucky numbers to play the lottery tonite.
Joe: Why don't you download "Lotto Noodle"? It'll give you numbers for anything aka noodle you'd like.
John: Like what I had for breakfast? or who I had sex with last?
Joe: Sure, it also gives you numbers based on your noodle combined with your GPS location so that it's unique to you.

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Lotto - what does it mean?

Lotto: also know as a handjob. When you play lotto you rub them out.

John: Hey did you cop any whops (head) from that biddy (female) last night??
Jimmy: Nahh broo she just played lotto.
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Nick: Whatd you do last night?
Paul: Nothing mannn just played some lotto then went to bed.

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Lotto - meaning

A place where lots of Aussies go to enter competitions and win prizes. A meeting place for like-minded compers.

I found out about that competition at Lottos.

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Lotto - definition

Something that is Awesome, a showing of great Luck or Skill, the opposite of Bankrupt.

Those girls should join the cheer squad, they have tremendous spirit, and that back-flip was lotto!

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Lotto - slang

An idiot's 401k.

Thelma put her money in a high risk, aggressive investment even though she knew that 85 year old Haitians in this country illegally usually won the lotto, she didn't know of any other fiduciary instrument that paid such a high rate of return.

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Lotto

the new name for the national lottery. its winner recieves the 4000000 pound coins the other succers stupidly spent on losing numbers.

i have won the lotto.
the lotto is a scam.
im going to pose as a charity and claim lotto grants.

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Lotto

In online gaming, used to describe a lucky shot. Origin: getting a lotto shot is akin to winning a lottery, in terms of chances. Clearly it happens more than the lottery is won though

that was lotto, (after dying from a clearly lucky shot)

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Lotto

A word mostly used in games such as counter-strike that means luck. Often screamed out loud when you are beaten.
Also said as Lo2

teh fucking n00b got so much LOTTO!

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