Definder - what does the word mean?

What is homework?

buisy work that deprives students of valuable sleep hours.

You look tired, yeah I had a 5 page paper due yesterday.

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Homework - what is it?

An obsolete form of punishment enacted by teachers with no lives, homework helps teachers with nothing better to do than math problems impress their hobby onto students who would otherwise partake in a finite quantity of educational participation. Originally instated as a revenue producing mechanism in the middle ages, homework’s humble beginnings stemmed forth from Feudal kings minimizing the intellectual growth of serfs by limiting their educational advancement through repetition of previously developed skills and formerly acquired knowledge.
Also, Homework serves as the first word in the acronymic name God gave to the place he would burn sinners for eternity, and is the predominant form of punishment there.

My Rhetoric teacher thinks she's so conscious of modern social conventions, but still assigns homework. How base. Now, watch as I get a C for not doing homework and then monitor me as I use the skills I taught myself in would-be homework time to achieve a status of social prominence and leave a lasting impact on society far superior to that of a 'Rhetoric Teacher'.

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What does "homework" mean?

Homework is a form of suppressing a child's individual interests so that they do not develop any ideas of individual worth and proceed to fill a job that is needed to keep everything functioning properly when he or she is not at school. Like school, people who challenge the idea of homework are seen as stupid because they are unwilling to memorize things that people before them thought or did in an effort to appear "intelligent." In American society, it is vital that one takes a job working under an employer as someone who helps keep the economy and social order functioning as it should rather than developing his or her own indivdual interests and possibly changing the way we look at life.

Go to school. Do your homework. Get a job. Retire. Die. You won't be remembered. You didn't make an impact. But you did help keep America's economy functioning (yes, I did intend to start a sentence with "but," and despite what some moronic English teacher might have told you, that IS okay). Good job.

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Homework - what does it mean?

an unreasonable torturous device that teachers who dont like their students use to bring them pain and cause them to lose sleep

I was up all night doing that homework... UGH!

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Homework - meaning

Homework: (Noun) a punishment given to students by evil teachers after the students have already put in 7 hours of hard labor. (See evil, torture, wrong, cruel, unjust, satan, crap)

my satan teacher gave me crap

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Homework - definition

Work assigned daily from teachers. You work hard all night getting the work from that day done, and get even more the next day. Gets progressivly worse as you get older.

In kindergarten our homework was to jumprope 50 times. We had that assignment twice, and no other homework. Now we have at least two or three essays a week along with a whole crapload of other assignments from the rest of our classes. And most of the teachers suck at teaching.

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Homework - slang

The shit you must do every school night, after already putting in 6 in a half hours of hard labour for some shit school. It is considered a punishment from teachers. It can range from a couple science questions to finishing a project, a book report, and 6 pages of math. Sometimes, people get so stressed out about homework that they develop social and mental problems, or, are afraid to go to school the next day. Too much homework can lead to incomplete, or meteocre assignments. Also, many people may stay up to as much as five in the morning getting their homework done. This is only in extreme cases, though. I myself get homework, and I absolutely hate it, but fortunately I don't get too much.

But of course, if you don't finish your homework, for whatever reason, you get screamed at, punished, and completely and utterly humiliated in front of your classmates.

After school is supposed to be the time where you can actually have some free time, and do things such as play video games, hang out with your friends, watch television, etc. But that isn't really possible these days, the amount of homework given to students has increased dramatically over the years.

I say: no homework.

Math teacher: Johnny, did you finish the 32 pages of math I assigned to the class yesterday? It was homework, and it's due today.

Johnny: No, I couldn't because-

Math teacher: SHUT UP, YOU FUCKING IDIOT. I'M SICK OF YOU AND YOUR SHIT EXCUSES. YOU WILL STAY IN EVERY RECESS UNTIL YOU HAVE THAT PAPER DONE, FUCKING FOOL. THAT'S 6 DETENTIONS MISTER.

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Homework

Something that does not benefit either party involved, teacher or student; extra work that should be done in class but isn't for some stupid reason.

The teacher is just making more work for you and for himself/herself.

Why???
We may never know.

I would rather stay in school for 9 hours instead of 7, provided we don't have homework.

Among things I'd rather do:

Poop
Slap someone
Break a window
Fart
Blow my nose
Work in a coal mine (not really)
Sleep
Defacate on the homework
Wipe myself with the homework
Hit someone over the head with a frying pan
Try on all of the clothes in my closet
Go outside
Stay inside
Not fart
Shoot a BB gun
Play "Ding-Dong-Ditch"
Throw myself into a huge room full of packing peanuts
Parasail
Jump out of an airplane (Not happening!)
Belch
Play Videogames
Play online games
Play hopscotch
Play with myself (not what you're thinking, although...)
Drive a Lamborghini Murcielago
Drive a crappy-ass car
Drive a not-so-crappy-ass-but-still-somewhat-crappy-ass car
Crash a not-so-crappy-ass-but-still-somewhat-crappy-ass car
Eat Glass
Climb a tree
Fall from the tree
Try again and subsequently fail
Try many more times until I have not the stregnth nor the willpower to try again

And Much, Much More...

And since I have decided that I'm not going to do my homework, I can gurantee that I'll do at least 5 of these things tonight!!! ;)

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Homework

You go to school for fucking 6 1/2 hours, constantly taking it up the ass (figuratively) from dickhead students and fucktard teachers. Then you go home, which SHOULD be time that doesn't involve learning shit you don't care about. But no, these cunt-ass teachers will not accept only 6 1/2 hours of torturing you. They crave more. So they unload a huge amount of this ass discharge they call homework on you. It can range from a simple math worksheet with joke you must fill in when you're done (no biggie) to a fucking ton of work containing bookwork, projects, unfinished classwork, studying for a test you know you're going to fail either way, and book reports on a book you didn't care to read. And these teachers are clever too. If you spent fucking hours on this shit and ended up going to sleep at 4 in the motherfucking morning, these assrammers won't even check the damn homework the next day. Oh, but if you forgot to note down the homework, did the wrong page, or just didn't give two shits about it and didn't do it, the assholes will ask you turn it in. All in all, school sucks, classwork sucks, teachers suck, students suck, and homework is the fucking scum of the earth.

I'm supposed to be doing my homework right now, which is a research paper on a book I didn't have the time to read (assigned by old bitch Goodman) and to study for a math test I'm probably going to bomb anyway (given by fat slut Preston). Except I don't give two shits about it, so I'm writing a definition for Urban Dictionary. What? You think I should be doing my homework instead of writing this wordy definition that probably no one will read? Well fuck you then, you can kiss my ass.

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Homework

Stupid damn shit that was invented to ruin your day after school and fuck up your grade.

Fuck homework

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