Definder - what does the word mean?

What is cool story?

Phrase used sarcastically to express a lack of interest in what the other person is saying. Often written on the Internet as, "cool story bro".

Person 1: "I think people who listen to metal are mindless idiots."

Person 2: "Cool story, bro."

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cool story - video


Cool story - what is it?

when someone tells you a boring story you don't wanna hear

person 1 "I went to the shop last night"
person 2 " cool story bro"

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What does "cool story" mean?

An appropriate response to a story that went nowhere and/or was completely uninteresting.

"This one time me and my brother were eating sandwiches and he was like 'dude, I hate mustard' and I was like 'yeah.'"
"Cool story bro."

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Cool story - what does it mean?

A phrase sarcastically used to indicate one's disgust or indifference towards a tl;dr story.

Person A: (lengthy tale about how Person A tragically broke up with his/her mate the other day)

Person B: cool story bro

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Cool story - meaning

What a person uses when they do not give 1 single shit about whatever you said, or whatever someone else said.

Michael: bro my mom got an std and she's in the hospial
Douchebag: cool story brah

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Cool story - definition

A way of saying "no one cares".

"Hey Mom!" screamed Donny. "I just became President!"

"Cool story," said his mom, not looking up from her phone.

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Cool story - slang

Not a cool story.

COOL STORY BRAHHHHHHH!

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Cool story

When cool story bro became massively overused people find a way to make it less cliche.

A: Me and my wife have been married for 5 years.... blah blah crap.

B: Cool story bro.

C: ^^ You're really cheesy, just say cool story.

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Cool story

when someone says something really weird. akward, or something no one cares, about, so you say cool story to be sarcastic and show that you didn't care.

"So I got buger king the other day cause my mom had a coupon for free whopper, buy one meal get one free. so I got my food and took it out to the truck. well I was driving and I wanted a drink of my coke. so I tore open one end of the straw paper and blew into that. And the paper shot off to the passenger side vent! Then I laughed and forgot about it" - Daniel

"Cool story" - Bri

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Cool story

A typical response to a dumb or pointless anecdote among friends.

Dude: So, today I was driving home from work and I noticed a streetlight was out.

Kid: ...Cool story.

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