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What is Cool story bro?
when someone tells you a boring story you don't wanna hear
person 1 "I went to the shop last night"
person 2 " cool story bro"
Cool story bro - video
Cool story bro - what is it?
An appropriate response to a story that went nowhere and/or was completely uninteresting.
"This one time me and my brother were eating sandwiches and he was like 'dude, I hate mustard' and I was like 'yeah.'"
"Cool story bro."
What does "Cool story bro" mean?
A phrase sarcastically used to indicate one's disgust or indifference towards a tl;dr story.
Person A: (lengthy tale about how Person A tragically broke up with his/her mate the other day)
Person B: cool story bro
Cool story bro - what does it mean?
A phrase used toward someone if you don't really care what they are saying, or your just joking around trying to annoy them.
"Yo I just got some new kicks", You: Cool story bro, tell it again?!
Cool story bro - meaning
"Cool story, bro" is an expression used to actualize the insignificance of stories or statements that are falsely believed to be very significant by the individual that is sharing them. Usually a condescending response to a self-indulgent based monologue, this phrase is often used when the speaker's story is, in acutuality, not very cool at all. If used to positive effectiveness, the person(s) applying this expression may sufficiently help the speaker to realize how insignificant their story and/or statement truly is.
Scenario: Seth brings his surfboard to the beach on a day when the ocean is evidently very flat.
Surfer: "Wow... I wish I would've brought my long board today."
Seth: "I know, man. I checked the surf report this morning, and there were supposed to be some pretty gnarly waves."
Surfer: "Really?.... Cool story bro."
Cool story bro - definition
The phrase a person uses when he/she couldn't possibly care less about what you have to say, yet feels the need to satisfy your "story" with a response. Very commonly received when the person using the phrase feels as if they are superior to you in each and every way, and would like nothing more than to pound your face into the ground.
As made famous by Katie Dalmas.
":M---|---< DUCKMAN! :M-|-< ASIAN DUCKMAN!"
"Cool story bro."
Cool story bro - slang
A declaration that one is not interested in the topic at hand but that one does not have the proper IQ to come up with a more interesting topic.
Amelia: My grandfather died
Zeus: Cool story bro
Cool story bro
When someone tells you something and you simply don't care.
Person 1: Man, I don't feel like living anymore. My grandpa died yesterday.
Person 2: Cool story bro.
Cool story bro
The most suitable response one can give to a story that completely wasted ones precious time. Parents, co-workers, and history classes often provoke its usage.
Bobby: So guess what? Nina wrote me up again, because i came to work late the other day.
Kelly: Cool story bro.
*FML why does Bobby think i give two shits about his life??? Please lord have this shift end already! He makes my job REAL RUDE*
Teacher: Agriculture was key to economic progress in the early ages.
Student (shouting): COOL STORY BRO!
Mom: When i was your age i always had my room spotless.
Son: Cool story bro.
Cool story bro
When someone tells you something and you simply don't care.
Person 1: Man, I don't feel like living anymore. My grandpa died yesterday.
Person 2: Cool story bro.