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What is condoms?
A very smart invention to decrease the population and sti's
1)no glove no love
2)don't be silly wrap you willy
3)don't be a fool wrap your tool
4)don't be a ding-dong cover you shling- shlong
5)dont be a wenis protect you penis
6)dont share your sperm over your worm
7)before you spank her cover your wanker
8)If theres gunna be affection cover your erection
9)if your gunna banger cover your wanger
10) There only a buck get one before you fuck
11) Dont be stupid wear a fuckin condom
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condoms - video
Condoms - what is it?
Haven't you heard?
If you're gonna make LOVE,
WEAR a GLOVE!!!
CAUSE SAFE SEX is GREAT SEX,
So you Better WEAR a LATEX,
Cause you don't want that LATE TEXT,
That I THINK I'M LATE TEXT!!!
Ha Ha, So wrap it up!!!
My flo so cold Chicken soup won't Help!!!
Jeremy- "I don't want to use a condom. I just don't feel anything."
Girl 1- "It's ok. I'm on the pill, baby."
Girl 2- {Two hours later} "Tough luck buddy. I got too much going on in my life to fuck it all up now."
What does "condoms" mean?
Cheapest prevention of a thousand problems in existence. For just a buck, you can avoid thousands in court costs, child support, medical bills for some nasty STDs, and you KNOW the kid isn't yours!
Condom: No glove, no love. Unless you're dumb enough to want an entirely different(and truly painful)kind of screwing.
Condoms - what does it mean?
A rain jacket for your penis.
"Dad, what's a condom?"
"Honey, it's a rain jacket for your penis."
"Dad?!?! WHA T THE HELL??!!!!"
Condoms - meaning
Savior to many who fear child support.
Your mom and dad didn't use condoms at some point
Condoms - definition
What broke last night.
Well, the condom broke so now I'm a father. Shit.
Condoms - slang
a material made usually of latex, that some bitches make you use, because they are whores and they have diseases, but they don't want to tell you that. also known as a jimmy hat or a profolactic.
condoms are cheaper than diapers.
play safe, accidents cause people
sex feels WAAAAAAY better without a condom.
the bitch made me use a condom, so I couldn't pull out and shoot it on her face.
Condoms
Something matt leinart dosnt no how to use
That sound u hear when ur puttin ur kid in its car seat...Click-clack
Don't be silly wrap ur willy
Condoms are cheaper then diapers
Condoms
A rubber materiol type of hood used on both a penis or a pussy so that it can prevent pegnancy or unwanted STDs
"I aint havin sex without getting strapped.... I don't want no child..
Condoms
Something that Justin Biebers parents should have used.
Justin Bieber: Hey I'm cool and I can sing so well
Me: Your parents should have used condoms while fucking