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What is dad?
Just try to win an argument with him. Then tell me the results when you're not grounded anymore.
Dad: "BLAHBLAHBLABLAHSCHOOLBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHSLEEPBLAHBLAHBLAHCOMPUTERBLAHBLAHBLAHYOUDOEVERYTHINGWRONGBLAHBLAHBLAH"
Son: "But dad, I-"
Dad: "FUCK YOU YOU'RE GROUNDED"
dad - meme gif
dad - video
Dad - what is it?
N, The better parent.
The person you can always go to when your mom is being Hitler and complaining about you for not doing your part around the house while you actually do more than she does.
He sits on the edge of your bed at night when he thinks you're asleep and rubs your forehead.
Someone who can whip your arse if you do something wrong, but doesn't go overboard with punishment. He makes you a better person.
The only name he will let you get tattooed on your body is his.
The most amazing person in the world.
ME: Dad, I love you.
DAD: I love you too.
What does "dad" mean?
the one who knocked-up your mom
horny guy + no condom = dad
Dad - what does it mean?
1. The guy who never came back from the store
2. Self claimed friend who decided to adopt you because of your daddy issues
1. "Hey mom when will dad bring the milk back."
2. "Oh hey I'm your dad now cause your dad's a bitch,"
Dad - meaning
The often overlooked and underappreciated parental figure. Just because he didnt give birth to you doesnt mean he can't love you the same, or more than a mother can. Also, whats up with the husband getting a 3000 dollar ring for the wife, on mothers day, and the wife getting the husband a 2 dollar tie for fathers day?
Dads have it rough. Having to be placed in the deadbeat dad category whenever you screw up really sucks. (Although some dads really do suck big time, like those ones that just run off, and leave the mother with a pregnant baby, and take absolutely no responsibility at all. They suck.
Dad - definition
how could i know what a dad is? i eat my cereal with water.
a guy: i love my dad.
me: i love my water
Dad - slang
Father: Come on kiddo! Say "Daddy"!
Son: ...Did you say something Not-The-Mama?
Father: ................
Dad
The parent that takes the most shit. Sure, if you had a shitty father, then go ahead and bitch, but not all of us did. Some of us had great fathers, who really loved us, and weren't assholes. Honestly, if you could see how much damage a mother could do to one's self esteem, you wouldn't even place so much blame on "dear old dad"
Dad: "Oh, nice. I spend all my life to raise a family, and buy them a house, and then my wife divorces me, and takes the house that I paid for, and my kids, so she can go off with some other man, and treat my own children like shit. But at least I got a tie for Fathers day, that makes up for everything"
Dad
HE'S NEVER COMING BACK
dad: I'm going to the gas station brb
me: lmao ok
*15 years later*
still not home
Dad
dad went to get the milk 15 years ago