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What is condomize?
A very smart invention to decrease the population and sti's
1)no glove no love
2)don't be silly wrap you willy
3)don't be a fool wrap your tool
4)don't be a ding-dong cover you shling- shlong
5)dont be a wenis protect you penis
6)dont share your sperm over your worm
7)before you spank her cover your wanker
8)If theres gunna be affection cover your erection
9)if your gunna banger cover your wanger
10) There only a buck get one before you fuck
11) Dont be stupid wear a fuckin condom
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Condomize - what is it?
Haven't you heard?
If you're gonna make LOVE,
WEAR a GLOVE!!!
CAUSE SAFE SEX is GREAT SEX,
So you Better WEAR a LATEX,
Cause you don't want that LATE TEXT,
That I THINK I'M LATE TEXT!!!
Ha Ha, So wrap it up!!!
My flo so cold Chicken soup won't Help!!!
Jeremy- "I don't want to use a condom. I just don't feel anything."
Girl 1- "It's ok. I'm on the pill, baby."
Girl 2- {Two hours later} "Tough luck buddy. I got too much going on in my life to fuck it all up now."
What does "condomize" mean?
Cheapest prevention of a thousand problems in existence. For just a buck, you can avoid thousands in court costs, child support, medical bills for some nasty STDs, and you KNOW the kid isn't yours!
Condom: No glove, no love. Unless you're dumb enough to want an entirely different(and truly painful)kind of screwing.
Condomize - what does it mean?
A rain jacket for your penis.
"Dad, what's a condom?"
"Honey, it's a rain jacket for your penis."
"Dad?!?! WHA T THE HELL??!!!!"
Condomize - meaning
Savior to many who fear child support.
Your mom and dad didn't use condoms at some point
Condomize - definition
What broke last night.
Well, the condom broke so now I'm a father. Shit.
Condomize - slang
To protect one's computer with anti-virus protection
Friend: What ya doing later man?
Me: I got a new computer and I need to condomize it.
Condomize
To condomize a relationship means to jeopardise a relationship (mostly romantic) by having intercourse.
Hey! I am into you, but I don't want to condomize our relationship or whatever of it is left.
Condomize
The act of putting on a condom
Bob - "I totally hooked up with that hot blonde over there last night!"
fred - " ha! Don't you know she has the clap? Hope you remembered to condomize.
Condomize
Verb: to apply a condom. A neo-sexy Safe Sex word.
"They love it when you condomize them with your mouth."
"Hold on, let me condomize ya."