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What is cockulate?
When chicks try and calculate how many cocks they have undertaken
Giiiiirl the other night I tried to cockulate and I gave up after I got to freshman year of college
cockulate - meme gif
cockulate - video
Cockulate - what is it?
anyone displaying extreme arrogance or ignorance
anyone acting like a complete assclown or jackass
that group of guys making idiotic comments to the girls as they walk by are full of cockulence
What does "cockulate" mean?
A mix between a nerd and a gigolo, more like a smart pimp to be exact, this world can also be used as a verb, to tell a female whore that u wanna bone her. (its also like a parody of calculator)
"Damn, in the cockulator man! i sell hoes and i pass my exams bitch!"
"I'll cockulator bitch!"
Cockulate - what does it mean?
The Calculations of ones Penis
"What is your Cockulation"the girl asked the boy
Cockulate - meaning
To strap or tape a calculator to your penis to conceal during school finals.
“Hey man, im suprised to got a good score. How?”
“My magical cockulator.”
Cockulate - definition
Calculating/thinking with cocks instead of brains. Usually leads to deep regrets.
"Aw, man, I wish I hadn't bought that lap dance. I was just cockulating... Now I'm out of money and my girlfriend's going to be pissed."
"sucks, man"
Cockulate - slang
a machine that is used to measure the Hight, girth, ejaculation speed & sperm quality of ones penis
you: bro what is your score on the Cockulator
me: i broke the scale my cock is to powerful for it
Cockulate
A method used to determine when you are going to fuck her! A prediction to your buddies when you will screw the hot chick you just met.
Dudes! Check Lisa out, I'll have to pull out the old cockulator and say I'll bang her in three days!
Cockulate
The number (or population) of people in a certain location who have a cock.
"Its so busy in here!"
"Yeah, what's the cockulation?"
"I've counted 65"
Cockulate
The act of measuring the length, girth, circumference, and ejaculatory abilities of ones penis. Often used in foreplay to impress the female.
This is also a standard procedure performed on anyone applying to the Cumpatriot Society of Homies, led by the notorius street gang BC Ballers
D-Shiznit: Woah bro! Did you hear that Miles cockulated himself?
A-Dawg: No, i didnt hear that yet, holmes! What were his cockulations?
D-Shiznit: It turns out that he has a whopping 3 and a half inch penis!
A-Dawg: Brodawg, we should go cockulate ourselves!
D-shiznit: Totes holmes! Il go grab my Cockulator and some Mens Fitness magazines!