Definder - what does the word mean?

What is calculator?

A small, handheld computer that tells you answers to math problems because you're too lazy to work them out.

I bought a scientific calculator yesterday for $110. What a steal!

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Calculator - what is it?

1. Somethin that makes man dumb
2. Something that has made cheating easier for man (in maths)
3. Somethin you shove batteries in and it does your math homework

1. Why think when I can use my CALCULATOR?

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What does "calculator" mean?

a whore who does only nerds/ geeks

Yoko is such a calculator, EVERY nerd is pushin' on that!

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Calculator - what does it mean?

A mathematical instrument used to solve problems.
Also used to make a pattern, which, upside down, make words.

John: Hey look what I did with my calculator!
Jack: Yeah, great job buddy! It reads, "BOOBLESS". (55378008)

Math Teacher: Hey! What's that? Fivefivethreeseveneightzerozeroeight?

The boys were never seen again. Last known location: detention.

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Calculator - meaning

A digital balance or scale. See Skizzie.

I got to elbows here, so bring the calculator.

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Calculator - definition

- any word that you can read differently upside down. (usually with numbers)

- to calculator a word/the calculator version of

classic example: 58008

d00d is calculator for p00p or vice versa.

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Calculator - slang

A useful object for those who are shit at maths. However, usually it is completely useless and is the perfect tool for getting someone's attention. All in all, it can be a weapon of maths (GET ITTTT? UB) destruction.

Person #1: OI

Person #2; -no response-
Person #1; -starts tapping person #2 with calculator with a cheesy grin-
Person #2; gtfo

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Calculator

-something that any idiot can use as a cheat sheat(if programmable)
-but that few actually bother to program...

-TI 83
-TI 89 {to expemnsive to own, borrowed from calculus teacher}
-TI 92 {to expensive for school to own, borrowed from Texas insturments}

AnyIdiot: yo I wrote da answers too da test in my calkiladder....and i stull get dem rong

aFeW: I solved the problems in my head, and used the rest of my time to program my calculator to send instant messages, and emails.

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Calculator

for people too lazy to say "catch you all later".. saying it really fast makes it "calculator".. used especially when hurrying out of a friend's car.. or when done IMing or txting a group of friends or exiting a chat room..

me (IMing with more than 2 friends): hey gtg guys, calculator!
friend 1: i'll calculator too! bye!
friends 2 & 3: sure!

me (thanking friends for a ride home): thanks! calculator!
friends: hopefully soon!

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Calculator

The reason why we don't need math, especially in high school, when you'd rather be snogging.

Tim: Math is @#$%?&*!!! I hate it! I want to snog!
Tim's dad: This is why there are calculators. Don't forget the rubber, son.

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