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What is christening?

a heartless douche bag who enjoys cheating on girls and dumping them for little girls. VERY bad in bed. small dick. Doesn't value anything especially love. often dumps girls. Isn't very hot. thinks hes super cute but his nose is fucked up:) plays baseball and is a dumb ass player

CHRISTEN JOE CROSBY:)

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Christening - what is it?

sexiest person to ever walk this planet every guy will falling head over heals for her. one day there will be a kiss or hug a christen day.!

OMG! Look its Christen lets go kiss her.!

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What does "christening" mean?

To perform a sex act in a new vehicle for the first time. Thought to bring good luck to the car

Did you and your girl christen your new car yet?

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Christening - what does it mean?

AMAZING!

Christene friends

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Christening - meaning

(name): alternate spelling for 'kristen'; usually extremely beautiful. can surprise you at what she can do. very outgoing. can be emotional at times, but mostly just wants to party!

Hey, my name's Christen!

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Christening - definition

Christen is a kind hearted girl that's very smart and adventerous, and always loves a good laugh with her friends. She is a pretty and modest girl that likes to have fun! All the guys love her and want to be with her, but Christen has high standards and wouldnt go out with any guy. People are always jealous of her and envy her for her beauty. If you ever meet a 'Christen' never let go, she will make your life worth it.

Derick (Jock): "Hey girl, how about you make me happy and go on a date"
Christen (amazing smart beautiful chick): "uhh sorry no, im too good for you Derick"
*turns around but then looks over her shoulder*
Christen: "oh, and dont you dare be creepin' on my Instagram you bloody bastard"
All of Derick's friends: OHHHHHH OOOFFFFTTTT

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Christening - slang

Christenable : Belief that something is nice

That girl is Christenable
I could really christen that icecream over there

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Christening

To perform an act (ususally having sex or smoking pot) in a new location for the first time.

Hey Baby, lets christen these new sheets!
OR
Have you christened your new apartment yet?

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Christening

1.The act of having had sex in a new location
2. To having smoked out of a brand new piece

1. Did you hear about that couple christening the new Dallas stadium on the bathroom floor?

2. Last night we were christening my brand new piece, when some pot fell on the carpet and burnt it.

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Christening

Having sex the first time somewhere specific(ie in the backseat of a car)

"We christened my back seat last night."

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