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What is chocolate ass?
When someone fucks you and right after shits on your cooch
Jimmy had chocolate ass after fucking ally and serina
chocolate ass - video
Chocolate ass - what is it?
1.)a phrase that can be used as a greeting. It has no definite definition.
2.)Expletive that can be used for any situation
3.)Known to enhance the movie To Kill A Mockingbird
Person #1: "Hey bro"
Person #2: "Chocolate Chunk My Ass"
Teacher: "Pop quiz today! This counts as 100 points!"
Student: "Chocolate Chunk My Ass!"
Atticus Finch: "You're gonna hear some ugly talk about this in school. But I want you to promise me one thing: Chocolate Chunk My Ass"
Miss Maudie Atkinson: "Jem"
Jem: "Yes Ma'am"
Miss Maudie Atkinson: "I don't know if it will help saying this to you... some men in this world are born to do our unpleasant jobs for us, like that one time when Atticus Finch Chocolate Chunked My Ass"
Jem: "Oh, well"
What does "chocolate ass" mean?
Noun. Feces, particularly the detritus from a bowel movement clinging to the anus or the more molten remnants clinging in the anal canal around the sphincter muscle; shit.
"Honey, if we could move to Hershey, Pennsylvania, we could go into business, what with all the ass chocolate your cooking produces in me."
Chocolate ass - what does it mean?
(n) when you forget to wipe after the big plunge of a sinker. once this is complete you stick your finger up your asshole and pull out a brown substance aka ass chocolate. you can put it on a graham cracker and a toasted mellow and feed it to your drunken comrades! don't tell them until after they tasted your warm ass chocolate. bon apetite
jeremy: dude want some s'mores?
philo: sure dude
jeremy : its very delicious
philo: ok like take you man
jeremy: how was it?
philo: dude that was a good s'more
jeremy: it ws made of ass chocolate
philo : *dies* >.<
Chocolate ass - meaning
the stain that appears when you havnt had a wash for a good while and sit on the bed and hey presto the chocolate ass lips appear on the sheets!
wife: whats this chocolate on the bed!
reply: it must be the kids again eating chocolate on our bed!
wife lowers her nose to the (chocolate stain) WHAT THE FUCK, THATS SHIT
reply: ohh thats just my chocolate ass lips!
(just blame the kids)
Chocolate ass - definition
A person who enjoys scraping the rim someone else's booty with their tongue. Ideally to be done after this person has taken a huge shit, to give more chocolate goodness.
"I see that dirty chocolate mess in your teeth. Damn girl your one hell of a chocolate ass licker"
Chocolate ass - slang
This is a slang term for poo because chocolate is brown and it comes from your ass. Thus meaning poo
My daughter left a load of chocolate ass cream in her nappy/diaper
Chocolate ass
n. poop.
Excuse me, I have to go bake a chocolate ass cake...
Uh oh. I have some chocolate ass cakes burning in the oven.
Chocolate ass
The act of melting chocolate, putting the melted chocolate in the anus, having anal sex, then drinking the chocolate out of the anus.
My girl let me have a chocolate ass shake last night.