Definder - what does the word mean?

What is cooch?

i) A modern synonym for the verb to cotch (relax).
ii) To cotch (i.e. relax) in the company of women.

Mate, I'm too tired to do any work, let's just cooch it.

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Cooch - what is it?

The act of hanging around, chillin, relaxing, (chil-axin) etc.

We cooched in the park for a bit init.

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What does "cooch" mean?

To impede your own progress or someone else's progress. The ability to cooch is a natural trait that exists at least a little bit in all people and a lot in many people (i.e. the students of LMCOOCH). A cooch crime should usually not be committed unless one has special permission from Sconka. To cooch is to be human; to not cooch, divine.

Friend 1: Remember when Tony and Bryan cooched for us during spring break?
Friend 2: Yea, that wasn't cool.

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Cooch - what does it mean?

toe fungus -- Derogatory term derived from 2013 Virginia Republican gubernatorial candidate, Ken Cuccinell

God, that smells like cooch! Get it treated!!

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Cooch - meaning

the vulva, the female genitals

One look at her infected cooch and the whole situation went up in flames.

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Cooch - definition

A scottish couch ie a couch from Scotland

Ach noo i need a wee sit doown on the cooch!

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Cooch - slang

The golden-pot at the end of the painful asskissing rainbow. The black box, or in laimens terms: the vagina

That Dutch transfer student is wearing her pants so low, I could see her cooch.

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Cooch

Special spot.


See: alcove, bat cave, bear trap, bearded clam, bearded taco, beaver, bermuda triangle, box, bucket seat, cake, chuff box, cockpit, coochie, coochie-pop, coose, cooter, cooze, crack, crawl space, cum depository, cum dumpster, cuntcake, cunt, cunny, donut, dripping delta, felted mound, fillet-o-fish, finger hut, fish, fish taco, front bum, fly catcher, fuckhole, garage, gash, gates of Heaven, golden doorway, Grand Canyon, growler, hatchet wound, heaven's door, hole, honey cave, honey pot, hot box, jaws of Hell, lobster pot, loins, loose meat sandwich, lotus, love box, love canal, lower lips, meat wallet, muff, nooch, nook, nookie, peach, pearly panty gates, pocket, poon, poontang, purse, pussy, quiff, quim, rat trap, scratch, sheath, slash, slit, snapper, snatch, space, split, stench trench, tampon socket, temple, thingy, tool shed, tuna, tunnel, twat, undercut, vagina, vertical smile, wishing well, whisker box, womb, x, yoni

I lick that cooch to the nooch! Snoogans!

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Cooch

That very special place on a woman that men spend their lives striving to visit over and over and over again.

After a very sandy volleyball game, Mary Beth rushed home to clean her cooch, in the event that a gentleman caller would be visiting that area in the evening.

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Cooch

A vagina. This is where a penis would normally be inserted (although there are other points of insertion). In other cases, it is where a woman inserts her vibrator, or where someone inserts their tongue, or fingers, etc. Lots of things can go up there, but they're all working towards the same goal.
A.K.A---Bearded Clam(my personal favorite), Taco, pussy, cunt (just to name a few).

"I want you in my cooch!"

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