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What is burning toast?
An act in which a person offers random ideas that may somehow be related to a situation, however unlikely, in an effort to stumble upon a good idea. Similar to brainstorming, but when unexpected or unnecessary. Although either the entire phrase or the truncated version is acceptable, the entire is better used in an explanatory sense after a random statement is made.
Derived from the law of averages and the concept that if one looked at enough pieces of burnt toast, eventually one would find toast that appeared to have Jesus on it (or any other object or fictional character said observer desired)
1. Yeah, I know it was random, but I was just burning some toast (looking for Jesus).
2. I'm just burning some toast (looking for Jesus) here, but has anybody considered making a pizza out of a pancake, syrup, hash browns, bacon and sausage? (in this case it might be advisable to drop the clarifying clause for brevity)
burning toast - video
Burning toast - what is it?
To masterbate in a violent mannor
Boy: That chick was soo hot yesterday, i ended up burning my toast the next morning
What does "burning toast" mean?
cut class to get finger-fucked and finger myself with him watching
sorry i wasnt in class my stupid boyfriend burnt the french toast
Burning toast - what does it mean?
A way to express annoyance or disapproval with something
Bad drivers really burn my toast!
Burning toast - meaning
to have sex, used to make it sound less obvious
ashton tried to burn the toast, during foods. it was hilarious.
With Layla?
Yeah
Burning toast - definition
Dude wanna go burn the toast
Burning toast - slang
To waste time. Laziness. Not being very time efficient. Slow.
Employee is standing around not working.
Boss says "Henry! Stop burning toast and sweep the floor or something!
Employee #1 "Dang. Bob is late this morning. Wonder if he's sick?"
Employee #2 "Nah man he's prolly just burning toast.
Burning toast
An act of smoking pot while cooking on the hot line of a kitchen. You burn a piece of toast and put in in the hot window to cover up the smell of the pot being smoked.
Hey guys, it is now 420 and shouuldn't we be burning toast!