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What is Laziness?
The word when you literally can't do shit
Bro, your the most lazy person. You're bones are working.
Laziness - meme gif
Laziness - video
Laziness - what is it?
To be lazy is to look at this definition.
Why look up the definition of lazy. Just look in the mirror.
What does "Laziness" mean?
Highly motivated to do nothing but eat, and sleep.
Man i want to go to the gym today, but I'm so lazy! I think i'll take a nap instead.
Laziness - what does it mean?
Can't be bothered to get up and move 10 steps. Always asks other to do things for him.
Aidan is too lazy to do anything himself.
Laziness - meaning
The overwhelming ambition to live a quiet life.
Johnny, your so lazy!
No mum, I have an overwhelming ambition to live a quiet life.
Laziness
Laziness - definition
The only thing preventing me from making this longer.
Laziness is bliss!
Laziness - slang
When two or more people deem that standing, to carry out the act of passing a joint, too much effort and that throwing it is the most sensible option.
"I can't believe we just threw a lit object, we are actually the epitome of laziness."
Laziness
This form of physical activity is the best. One will do nothing important for hours on end......... until they come to a point where they realise that they have nothing to do. The subject will realise, that as a result of doing nothing, they will eventually get pissed off and tired because they have done nothing at all, all day.
Despite this, one will repeatedly do nothing and partake in the act of laziness, and they will never realise or care about the long term effects.
Moof: "Can't you get up and do something, you fat ugly shit?"
Geeg: "Hey man, fuck you. 'The View' is on and Whitney Houston has stiff nips."
Moof: "Well... do you wanna do something afterwards?"
Geeg: "Na... I'm gonna play horde on GoW2."
Moof: "What a prick you are, Geeg."
*Geeg is the epitomy of laziness here*
Doctor Beef: "Well, I'm sorry Mrs. Boofson, but your son, as a result of his ongoing laziness, has become ingrained to the chair."
Mrs. Boofson: "Oh, oh my god... My Geeg, my little Geeg..."
Beef: "Yes, he will never get up, ever again. Like, seriously bitch, he doesn't need anything. His autonomy is in complete equilibrium - he doesn't need food, water, a change of clothes - he just wont move. He, quite possibly, will live forever."
Laziness
Being lazy is not an affliction; it is a blessing. Those of us who embrace laziness soon wonder why we tried so long to deny ourselves its comforts. People are fucked, the world is fucked, so sit back and light up. What else you got to do?
Laziness:
Bro 1: You lazy cunt, that's the fifth time you've watched "The Big Lebowski" in the past two days. This rent ain't paying itself, you know.
Bro 2: Chill dude, you're clogging up my airway with your progressiveness. Now pass me that roach, why don't you.
Laziness
This.
I wrote laziness in a sentence.