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What is bum wank?
When you simultaneously have a wank while sticking you finger up your bum then proceed to point the shit covered finger at surrounding people.
"Just had a pointy bum wank in asda"
"Who at?"
"The man who was baking cookies"
bum wank - video
Bum wank - what is it?
The insertion of your finger or object into your rectum whilst masturbating, to increase pleasure
" I'm for a pokey bum wank tonight "
What does "bum wank" mean?
This is when you sit on the tow ball of a car while masturbating.
The lovely gentleman at the Toyota dealership let me have a Towby bum wank before purchasing my car.
Bum wank - what does it mean?
Pokie bum wank is when you slide a finger or a couple of fingers up your ass whilst having a wank.
"Hey Marv , I'm ducking home quick for a pokie bum wank ay bruv"
Bum wank - meaning
One who stimulates/fingers their bottom hole whilst masturbating.
Jack got so turned on by “Transsexual Heartbreakers Vol 2” he had to drop his trousers and have a pokey bum wank.
Bum wank - definition
This phrase can be used to put emphasis on how giddy a friend, colleague or a familiar is.
It is usually used when said people have a sense of achievement or acquired something cheaper.
It can also refer to masturbating your anus with one of your fingers because you're too ugly to get laid.
Man 1: " I got a 2 for 1 deal on these sandwiches!"
Man 2: *makes masturbation gesture* "Finger bum wank sandwich deal!!! You're really saving those pennies!"
Or
Man 1: "Hey I got her number!"
Man 2: "Finger bum wank! She's only the village bike Mr sloppy seconds!"
Bum wank - slang
To furiously prod ones self in the anus with one finger whilst masturbationg visciously at the same time
Son, why does your duvet smell of poo and sex wee? have you been having one of your pokey bum wanks again?
Bum wank
When a male person vigorously inserts and retracts his forefinger from his own anus, whilst with his other hand; angrily masturbates to an explosive climax.
Note - is not an exclusively solo act - one could improvise and perhaps masturbate himself while his housemaid or sister assisted with the fingering portion.
1) ...gentleman one to gentleman two "I say, I spiced up my evening tug last night, and fiddled the badge with my forefinger. I believe my son calls it a fingery bum wank".
2) ...young stud remarks "Jesus I had a shocker last night..I convinced this chick to help me out with a fingery bum wank and ended up shitting all over her hand and wrist"..... young studs friend "...nightmare, but respect!"
Bum wank
like a tit wank but with your arse
kristen didn't want full anal so offered a bum wank instead
Bum wank
To wipe your arse crack over your victims nose in a forward and back motion. Thus leaving a shitty smell in their nose.
Eric was so annoying that Dave gave him a bum wank.