Definder - what does the word mean?

What is tow?

When you are so beyond smashed and wrecked that another term has to step in to describe your ultimate level of inebriation.

Dude, why did you piss all over my bathroom walls? Are you that wrecked?

I'm towed. You slice of shit.

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Tow - what is it?

(Yorkshire origin) A Struggle: A word to describe how one may feel when waking up to discover you have the worlds largest hang over, furriest tongue and ugliest face. Usually the clock is saying 8:56 am and your due into work in 4 minutes....the drive takes 45.

Roger: "sorry mr green, im going to be a wee bit late for work this morning"
Mr green: "Oh and why is that Roger?"
Roger: "Because i look like i've been hit by the ugly truck - twice"
Mr green: "Oh dear, i suppose your struggling to get here for nine then roger?"
Roger: "Struggling? that's not the word mr green.....im towing like a beatch"

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What does "tow" mean?

Reference to Friends the tv show since every episode starts with The One With (TOW)

I loved the friends episode last night, "TOW a dozen lasagnas"

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Tow - what does it mean?

carried along, traveling with someone

They had a litter of kittens in tow.

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Tow - meaning

best character ever on Southpark, a pot smoking towel,

towley got high and just wandered off one day

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Tow - definition

The/That Other Wiki. Used by users of Encyclopedia Dramatica to refer to Wikipedia.

ED: "TOW likes to think of themselves as the 21st century's answer to the Library of Alexandria, but, in reality, they fall somewhere closer to the collective scribblings on a truck stop bathroom wall."

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Tow - slang

Slang word for a hot chick.

"oh my god your sister is tow"

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Tow

Your significant other and dependents (children). People with whom an individual is responsible for or to, immediate family. In the tone of ;ball and chain'.

Sever your tow for one nite and show your boys you're still da man.

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Tow

Some stupid kid said two is spelled Tow

Me:hey Sam how do you spell two
Sam:Tow

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Tow

To give someone a ride. It used to be used in the context of the bicycle, when you rode and had your passenger sitting on the handlebars. Now it applies to any form of transportation where a person getting a ride is getting the "tow", including cars, motorcycles, shopping carts, etc.

Yo son, I need a tow. Come scoop me, I need you to shoot me to the mall.

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