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What is duvet?
An item bought at stores like Bed Bath & Beyond. Its exact nature and purpose remains a mystery to single men. The only way to uncover its manifold secrets is to marry a woman, and then be forced to go shopping for one.
Friend: Hey! You wanna hang out?
Newly-wed man: Sorry, man. We have to go shopping for a duvet cover.
Friend: What the hell is that?
Newly-wed man: I dunno, but apparently we need one.
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Duvet - what is it?
Club Duvet is a small, cosy nightclub located out of the city centre. People often decide to on to go there instead of a larger venue at some stage of a night out.
It means going home to bed, as an alternative to going on to another venue to continue your night out.
We went to the pub on Saturday night and drank, then on to The Lizard club. About 2am they closed, and Mark and Joe were still partying so they headed on to Slimelight, but I was tired so I went to club duvet instead.
What does "duvet" mean?
The Duvet of Filth in the Old Testament Was placed on top of Dennis even though he already had a blanket and was fully clothed. On the third minute Dennis rose again and never slept again.
Pazuzu killed those people but the Duvet of filth pulled the strings.
Duvet - what does it mean?
When trumps are trapped inside and under the duvet and you can't help but waft the duvet at your mrs culminating in an unbearable backlash of trump.
Get in to bed love, waft, duvet whiff.
Duvet - meaning
A blanket for old people/intellectuals
"This is a nice blanket." - young person
"Its actually a duvet." - old person / intellectual
Duvet - definition
The only thing that'd ever be on top of you (because it doesnt have much of a choice-). Is usually made with a fairly soft material so you can sleep comfy, while knowing perfectly well that no one is in the bed with you because you're lonely :)
Chez: is nathan gonna be sharing your bed tonight?
Parrott: nope, just my duvet, its so sad :(
Duvet - slang
An ounce of weed. Also a synonym for cover.
Hey man, let me get a dank duvet please.
Duvet
A cover, like a pillowcase, to protect and beautify a comforter, often down, because down comforters are expensive, precious, and delicate. A down comforter with a tear, rip, or hole will leak.
After spending $300 on a down comforter, an $80 duvet is a sound investment
Duvet
A quilt used in place of a bedspread or topsheet. Often is down-filled, and commmon in northern European countries.
The hotel room included a bed with a duvet cover
Duvet
A blanket. It's just a blanket.
Why do guys like us know what a duvet is? Is this necessary to our survival, in the hunter-gatherer sense of the word?