Definder - what does the word mean?

What is investment?

(v.) just one step away from "incest" on a pc keyboard. Not to be confused.

Family ties within corporations can seriously affect opportunities to invest.

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Investment - what is it?

To fill a building or premises with paying patreons for the purposes of a paranormal investigation.

We were impressed with last night's investation for our paranormal investigation. They really filled the place.

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What does "investment" mean?

This term when used over email, is a substitue for such words as sex,boned, and penetrated. More often than not, invest is used in place of these words to keep The Man from getting wise about conversations that are not clean enough to make it through corporate email filters.

Jim: This chick wanted to invest the hell out of me me she had large assets, but her portfolio smelled like rotten salmon.
Dave: I hate it when a girl's commodities are rotten.

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Investment - what does it mean?

Glorified gambling

I just lost 100 bucks from investing in the stock market. I'm gonna put $100 more in, I'm sure I'll do better this time!

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Investment - meaning

invest- to carry out. the act to doing something and puting time into.

yo dawg lets invest in that party this weekend.

Yo guy wanna invest in some herbs?

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Investment - definition

A girl who is ignored despite having underated hotness due to temporary problems such as being overweight, having braces, having acne, etc.
While others ignore her you flirt with her slightly off and on until the day comes when she becomes the hottie you expected her to be.

Greg: dude that girl got hot this summer.
Jon: yea my investment finally paid off.

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Investment - slang

To fill a building or premises with paying patreons for the purpose of a paranormal investigation.

We were impressed with last night's investation at our paranormal investigation.

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Investment

Invested: Provide someone/thing with a particular quality.

He was so invested when he screamed about the spider

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Investment

1. The act of purchasing investments.

Microsoft did some major "investmenting" in 2009, to the tune of over $30 billion.

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Investment

the love of my life

inej ghafa: you came back for me
kaz brekker: i protect my investments

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