Definder - what does the word mean?

What is Bed Bath & Beyond?

A phrase that plays on the store name Bed Bath & Beyond - used when you are completely tired, over and most importantly, DONE with someone/something.

Person A: Guess what? I told person C that you like them by accident, I'm so sorry.
Person B: I am bed bath and beyond done with you right now.

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Bed Bath & Beyond - video


Bed Bath & Beyond - what is it?

Describing boredom that is out of this world, totally unbearable

I am so bored

Oh yeah? Well I'm bed bath and beyond bored

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What does "Bed Bath & Beyond" mean?

Bed Bath and Beyond a Doubt — a headline trumpeting the ridiculous fact that former President. Donald J. Trump his secret documents in an easily accessible bathroom at Mar-a-Largo. There are both photographs and video footage to document this.

Dolt 45 hid secret documents in an easily accessible bathroom documented by visual evidence in photographs and video taping Bed Bath and Beyond a Doubt.

I wonder if our enemies got 20% off coupons while reading our secrets after their infiltration of Mar-a-Largo?

Dolt 45 hid secret documents in an easily accessible bathroom documented by visual evidence in photographs and video taping Bed Bath and Beyond a Doubt.

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Bed Bath & Beyond - what does it mean?

Where you go to bed, take a bath, then dream about why you're bathing while you're asleep.

"He drowned in his sleep."
"How?"
"He went to bed, bath, and beyond."

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Bed Bath & Beyond - meaning

Having sex then getting a bath then what ever you want.

Me and the Misses had a Bed Bath and Beyond last night.

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Bed Bath & Beyond - definition

A sexual act consisting of one partner defecating into a pillow case. The case is then tied closed and used, pillow fight style, to beat the other partner.

Hey, did you hit that shit last night?
Ya, man, and when we finished, I gave her the old Bed, Bath, and Beyond.

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Bed Bath & Beyond - slang

When a man is in the hospital and the nurse jerks him off after giving him his sponge bath.

Guy 1: "So I heard you were in the hospital. How was that?"
Guy 2: "It was horrible until my nurse came in to bathe me and she gave me a "bed bath and beyond". It was awesome!

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Bed Bath & Beyond

The store that sells bath and bed stuff. I have never found the beyond part.

The beyond, in bed bath and beyond is that they sell pancakes there

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Bed Bath & Beyond

I have finally figured out what "Beyond" in "Bed Bath & Beyond" stands for... Yup, that's right, it's "Beyond Reasonable". As in, Good lord! The number and names of all these soap products is simply beyond reasonable!

Lynda: "Honey, I need to stop in Bed Bath and Beyond to pick up some hand soap."

Marty: "Okay."

An hour later my checking account is -$200 as we walk out with a huge bag full of 12 different kinds of hand soap, 20 candles, 10 new shower puffs, and a new set of hand towels to go with the new hand soap...

Lynda: "I love that store."

Marty: "That was Bed Bath & Beyond Reasonable. Next time, can we just go to Safeway and get some Dial hand soap?"

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Bed Bath & Beyond

A nice store from a customer's point of view, however a horrendous company to work for. They pay their employees nothing and treat them like shit. I worked for one for 2 years, and saw it all in there.

I became depressed working for Bed Bath & Beyond.

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