What is asda?

Supermarket in the UK. Part of the WalMart empire. Paradise for the nutritionally illiterate. Frequented by unhealthy looking families with cars that look well cared-for. One level above Co-op on the supermarket totem pole, looks like Waitrose in comparison to Lidl

"Did a big shop at Asda. Everything is so cheap and tasty. Got to go to the doctors later, my reflux is giving me hell and the kids need more Ritalin."

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Asda - what is it?

ASDA bribed Koppel and Pete Winkelman to steal Wimbledon FC from south London to facilitate the building of a superstore in Milton Keynes.

ASDA are collaborators of Pete Winkelman.

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What does "asda" mean?

uncircumcised male. From the British advertising slogan of ASDA "Rollback"

Have you had a tip-off?

No, I'm an ASDA man.

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Asda - what does it mean?

Unpleasant, cheap and tacky named after the Unpleasant, cheap and tacky supermarket of the same name.

Ergh, that hooker is so ASDA.

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Asda - meaning

A supermarket in Britain, part of the Wal-Mart chain. Quite popular with the moms of chavs and poor people. Most common people who shop there pronounce it "asdis". Despite all of its unattractive associations it is actually one of the best supermarkets, it looks better then a lot of other supermarkets and they have good DVDs. Plus they are the only ones who play music.

Im ashamed to say i like asda and i do shop there. its just all those common mucks bringing it down.

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Asda - definition

Asda, short for Associated Dairies, was founded in 1965 by two Yorkshire dairy farmers, bought by Wal-Mart in 1999, which is currently suffering from low availability much to the dismay of its loyal customers. Apparently this is normal for Wal-Marts.

A customer came up to me and told me the shelves were empty again. Like I didn't know. I then proceeded to buy apple Pop-tarts, but there were none. No Mario 64 DS copies either.

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