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What is Lidl?
A good shop to buy satellite equipment from.
Lidl have good offers on FTA Receivers and satellite dishes sometimes.
Lidl - meme gif
Lidl - video
Lidl - what is it?
A German multi national market company that is set to take on Tesco in 2050. Cheap brands and cheap labour is extended in order for the lower class citizens to afford it like myself . Apart from the brand being completely undistinguishable compared to commercial products there is simply no difference.
"Lidls" own brand of shampoo, beacuse your worthless.
Person 1: I'm going to the Lidls shop right now, would you wait for me across the counter?
Person 2: No way man, I don't want be seen around with you in Lidls, friends will think I'm cheap.!
Person 3: Fuck off, I'm human you know. I need to eat something to live!
What does "Lidl" mean?
The cheapest supermarket possibly ever, if u were to shoplift till u couldent carry anyhting else and u walked out ur loot would probobly not equal 3£ or 5$. also there produce has never been herd of anywhere else e.g. high juice (diluted soft drink) or krostenburg (24 crate of alcohol for 5£) on a busy day theres like 6 cars in the parking lot. max
Here at LIDL we pay u to shop at our stores
I LOVE LIDL
Lidl - what does it mean?
Before you start skitting me have any of you lot actually been to LIDL and tried the quality of the food. People say I shop their because I'm cheap, well your wrong I shop there for service, quality and value all under one roof. So don't you lot slag it off and try to impersonate me just because I use my brain and can see quality from a mile off. I highly reccommened turkey, choco popples cereal and Powersport energy drink from LIDL
I shop at Tesco. Why? because they sell popular brand food names which are the same quality as LIDL but a different names.
Lidl - meaning
An adjective used in EU internet cultures to denote the poor quality of a person, place, or thing. It's meaning is derived from the discount supermarket chain "Lidl", which is known for its poor quality and cheap prices.
Comparable "dollar-store" or "Walmart" or "Made in China".
John: "This toaster broke after only one use!"
Steve: "Hah, lidl toaster, LULW"
Lidl - definition
1.(Noun) A cheap ass store, resembling a 99 cent store in the USA. This store is thought to be high quality in The Netherlands.
2.(Adjective)Word used to describe something of poor quality(Commonly used in Belgium). In Belgium, a lot of Muslims go to those stores.
1.John : Wow, did you see Shaniqua the other day?
Amy : Yeah, she was wearing a cheap ass jacket, I bet I saw it in one of Lidl's folders.
2.Wow man, you look so Lidl, take those fake ass gold chains off!
Lidl - slang
The lord of all supermarkets.
(isle 6 has half price chicken on the corner)
Tesco? Expensive
Selfridges? Too many flexers
Aldi? BTEC Lidl
Asda? Has lucky-lucky man Chickenlips. Rate that
Lidl? Lord
Hotel? Trivago
Lidl
Aldi's biggest rival.
Alway having huge price wars between each other, and has taken this so seriously that you can now buy a five-course meal for less money than the carrier bag that you are going to put it in.
Lidl is a joke so you have to return the favour. You could loot this shop, by running in with half a dozen water pistols and a bag paper snaps. Walking out the door, you realise that you have been ripped off, the water from the water pistols costing more than the stuff you just nicked.
In Short: A CHEAP JOKE OF A SUPERMARKET.
Mark: That Hobo on the street corner bought the local Lidl.
Bob: How did he manage that?
Mark: Some bloke give him a fiver to get himself some lunch.
Lidl
A supermarket.
Lidl, when you're too pikey even for Iceland.
Lidl
the second cheapest store you could go to, second only to Aldi
their krave knockoffs are pretty mint though
Person 1: I'm going to Lidl
Person 2: get me some of those Choco Hazelnut Pillows
Person 3: weren't they called Nougat Pillows before