A hot chick's less desireable freinds. They may be fat, ugly, or just mean. Satellites are much easier to pick up than the actual hottie, but you may not admit to it tomorrow.
When your got that kid you hang out with that you don't really like and you dont want them to smoke your weed, so you make them take the last hit of the blunt and they inhale the rest of the blunt ..ending up in their lungs
1. Orbits earth as a communications device or provides military intelligence. (Often to people who arent intelligent. Clearly the need for hundreds of them proves it).
2. A celestial body which orbits another. ie: Moon spins around Earth.
3. The unfortunate recipeient of the name "POES" which hails from NASA. NASA should try looking under "P" in an afrikaans dictionary. Im sure the directors wouldnt be impressed by the fact they are (see example:)
* This is primarily amusing to South Africans. However if you knew what POES is you'd find it amusing too. I'd like to be an Astronaut!!
1. either high, drunk, or a combination of both, to the point that you feel like you are on a "sattelite" or another planet completely.
2. fucked up, out of your mind.
3. the state of mind resulting from smoking an excess amount of marijuana, in which your normal brain functioning and reaction times are drastically slower than normal.
when dudes are hovering around or chasing after a chick, like at a bar, trying to get with her but not being successful. Usually these dudes are retarded and the chick isn't interested in them.