Definder - what does the word mean?

What is brown bear?

Basically, to masturbate, publicly or otherwise. In England, it's known as Cinnamon-Bearin' it.
Based off of a sighting of a local grizzly-bear playing with herself at the alaska zoo.
"what the alaska zoo doesn't want you to know!" on you tube.

Lindsay: You have plans tonight?
Becca: Yep. Gonna Brown-bear it at home watching Lost.

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brown bear - video


Brown bear - what is it?

Affectionate term for black man. ONLY USE WHEN INVITED! As used on scrubs

JD: Hi, who's your black friend?
Nathen: Did you just call me "black"? THE CORRECT TERM IS AFRICAN-AMERICAN!!!
JD: Turk lets me call him brown bear...

JD: Hi, my African-American friend!
Turk: Call me brown bear!

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What does "brown bear" mean?

Brown Bear, Hawaiian: A male, usually of Hawaiian or other Polynesian descent who's primary activities in the wild consist of:
1) Drinking
2) Smoking crystal methamphetamine
3) Crashing parties
4) Starting fights
5) Throwing rocks
6) Molesting girls

WARNING: The Hawaiian Brown Bear travels in packs of 5 to 30. Should you encounter them in their natural environment it is advisable that you vacate the area immediately unless you outnumber them and are heavily armed. Anything you say to a Haw'n Brown Bear can and probably will be construed as an insult and thus a reason to jump you at the soonest opportunity.

"Were you around when those brown bears attacked the party last night? They broke John's hand and tried to kidnap Susie!"

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Brown bear - what does it mean?

A sexual action when a women kind of has to poop and the man sticks his big toe in her butt getting a small amount of poop on his big toe the man than titty fucks the girl with his foot and every time he strokes the foot up his big toe hits her chin creating a brown beard.

I just brown bearded that ho!

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Brown bear - meaning

A pussy bitch of a bear. This little softie isn't hurting shit, and if one is encountered the appropriate response is to kick the ever loving shit out of it.

Ted: Hey, look Carl, a brown bear in its natural habitat, fishing in the river and feeding its cubs!

Carl: Let's kick it's ass!

*Carl and Ted proceed to kick the bear's ass*

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Brown bear - definition

a turd

I just dropeed a big brown bear

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Brown bear - slang

a nice looking black girl who always has her hair done , got a donk and is just looking fresh to death.

damn, do yall see that tight ass brown bear over their she is looking good

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Brown bear

slang term for unpassed fecal matter

There is a brown bear clawing at my back door. I need to take a shit.

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Brown bear

being extremely intoxicated and hugging people and having deep talks in peoples ears at a high volume. Normally associated with being blackout. Common among white males.

"hey bro what did you do last night"
"No fucking idea i got so brown bear last night"
"shit...Typical Chazz"

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Brown bear

When you take a shit on someone's chest and then give them a big bear hug, mushing it all around between you two.

I'm going to brown bear that bitch tonight.

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