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What is boondoggle?
Using corporate funds to visit a client that you really don't need to see. The real reason for visiting the client is to explore the area, visit a friend, try the food scene, or some other personal reason not associated with work. Your boss is unaware of your true motive and believes you are actually conducting work.
Salesperson 1: "Jim is going to Hawaii to visit his client next week."
Salesperson 2: "Bullshit. Jim's client there is tiny. That's just a boondoggle so he can surf all week. I bet he only goes to the office once."
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Boondoggle - what is it?
A person who is dumb enough to ask the mirror to perform sexual acts for them.
Ever since Martin asked his mirror for a blowjob, he has been considered a boondoggle.
What does "boondoggle" mean?
To have a messed up head; perplexed or confused.
Hey dawg, baby girl had me straight boondoggled.
Boondoggle - what does it mean?
To have sex with a woman and intentionally leave her unsatisfied.
Can also be a "spurious boondoggle" when you have angry sex with her and then intentionally leave her unsatisfied.
"Dude, I finally hooked up with that tease and I gave her a boondoggle."
"Man, I banged my ex-girlfriend last night and I'm still so pissed at her I spuriously boondoggled her."
Boondoggle - meaning
One woman sits in an office chair simultaniously giving oral sex to one guy while another hits it from behind, randomly spinning the chair to switch holes. High fives are mamdatory.
jimmy and i boondoggled the shit out of sarah last night.
Boondoggle - definition
Sneaking up on a woman from behind and groping her
Sally was at the watercooler when I rolled up on her and laid down the boondoggle. Damn that bitch had some spring in those titties.
Boondoggle - slang
To be ripped off, suckered or screwed over.
"I went to go buy a car yesterday and the fucker boondoggled me. There were three dead prostitutes in the trunk."
Boondoggle
The colorful plastic lace one uses to make lanyards, key fobs, handcrafted wallets and purses, etc.
Is that counselor in some kind of a knotwork contest? Look at all those complicated knots in that boondoggle whistle lanyard he's wearing!
Boondoggle
(verb) This occurs when you're in a school restroom and someone's pants are completely down and their ass is fully exposed, and then you decide to slap their bare ass cheeks.
Example: (Tyrese has his ass out) SMACK! "Damn bro you just boondoggled his ass."
Boondoggle
1.- An unnecessary or wasteful project or activity.
2.- A hopeless Case
3.- Some sort of deformed toy made from parts of other different toys
"Holy shit of Jesus Martha, stop boondoggleing and so something productive"
"You're such a Boondoggle, all you like to do is drink urine while staring at the dead corpse of your grandma"
"Is that a Boondoggle you've got there, It's pretty badass, it must have costed a fortune"