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What is funds?(FINANCE) a limited liability partnership (LLP), originally limited to 99 partners, and organized to trade securities under specialized guidelines. The first hedge funds were organized to be a counterparty to the riskiest forms of derivative transactions: writing exotic options or swaps in which the buyer transferred most risks (and potential gains) to the hedge fund, but then offsetting the risk with different derivatives. The hedge fund used to play a major role in absorbing and structuring the risks associated with hedging risks associated with large portfolios, but they now are sophisticated gambling enterprises. funds - meme giffunds - videoFunds - what is it?When you have no idea where you're gonna get the money. Elon Musk, 8/7/2018: "Am considering taking Tesla private at $420. Funding secured." SEC opens investigation next day. What does "funds" mean?Typically a Mutual Fund is an investment fund aimed at individual investors sponsored by an investment (or "mutual fund") house like Fidelity, Vanguard or T. Rowe Price. Each fund holds a "market basket" of stocks or bonds and individual investors buy into the fund by buying a share at "Net Asset Value," which is the total worth of the fund's holdings, calculated every day, divided by the number of shares outstanding. In other words, a mutual fund whose portfolio (value of all holdings) is worth a million dollars that has a hundred thousand shares outstanding will value those shares at ten dollars apiece. A typical stock-based mutual fund can earn its investors money in three ways: the dividends and capital gains that stocks pay out, and possible appreciation of the fund value per share. . Funds - what does it mean?A sum of money set apart for discretionary and/or undocumented spending, often fraudulent, illegal, or dishonest. News Junkie: Our governments is widely known for unaccountable slush funds built up to funnel money to their friends. Funds - meaningA type of investment fund with very high fees for investors and a focus on complex financial derivatives. Hedge funds charge around 20% of returns (sometimes a lot more) plus a flat fee of typically 2%. The largest hedge fund company is JP MorganChase. Funds - definitionAn individual who accepts their meager existence in back-offices and gray cubicle rows until they dissipate into pure anonymity. Frequently excreted on by the rest of the company as a human cesspool, they lurk in the hazy glow of asinine spreadsheets and fruitless excel recreation. Individuals suffering from this syndrome have been known to cope with their existence by extended lunches at ill repute bars playing buck-hunter and talking about how they are "under appreciated". Severe psychological damage and alcoholism are the most commonly experienced byproducts. Joe is not management material, he had a 15 dollar break which shows how poor of a fund accountant he is. Funds - slangA phrase usually said in jest to mock another person's idea. The idea is usually stupid and lame with little market value. Person A: Okay so get this...how about for a new video game, we pit four players against a zombie invasion! Except here's the twist: all the zombies are CLOWN zombies! FundsThe process of putting a certain part of your body into the anus or rectum of another body. You son of a bitch, I am going to FUNDS! (F-U-N-D-S.) Fundsman: Are we gonna book that holiday? Fundsi got no funds |
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