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What is lanyard?
When you tie a long length of rope around a mans testicles, loop it up around the neck, tie a slip knot and proceed to tighten the two loops together. (A form of bondage)
"Hey Terry, how'do it go with that half titted 20yr old last night?"
"We tried out the Spaniard Lanyard, she cracked my ribs and stole my deoderant."
"Last time I do that..."
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Lanyard - what is it?
Verb; To be without possession of a lanyard.
Hey Dave, nice lanyard. This is a comment that would be given if Dave actually had a lanyard. Dave is lanyard-less.
What does "lanyard" mean?
Getting a blow job with a lanyard to hold the girl's neck in place.
Sally gave me the best lanyarding last night.
Lanyard - what does it mean?
A center-lefty technocrat type who doesn't understand how human beings actually function. A reference to the ID lanyards for conventions and campaigns such types tend to collect as they throw their energy into the campaigns and staffs of people who don't care about them. See also, totebagger and tryhard
A couple of lanyards came to the DSA meeting and tried to tone police us, but one of the guys got them off in a corner discussing local tax credits for private religious schools, and that kept them busy until we got some real work done.
Lanyard - meaning
adj; something that is completely unbearable. The opposite of standard.
Going to work on Mondays is lanyard.
Lanyard - definition
the coolest sounding word in the english language.
my favourite words are spinchter, vulva and lanyard.
Lanyard - slang
A derogatory term used to describe a midget or little person.
Bob: "Ausin Powers is one of my favorite movies."
Tom: "Me too. I love that little lanyard in it."
Lanyard
noun;
male sex organ (see also fanyard)
The spaniard put his lanyard in her fanyard.
Lanyard
A group of Freshmen, usually at a College or University, named for the lanyards Freshmen often wear around their necks with their ID and keys.
Last Friday we just sat drinking on our porch watching all the lanyards of wandering and lost freshmen pass by.
Lanyard
A cord designed to hold something around the neck, usually with a clip at the end on which to fasten the object. Used for easy exposure and/or quick access to an ID badge, keys, etc.
"We could tell who the roadies were at the rock concert, because they each wore an 'all-access backstage pass' on a lanyard."
"Oh, so THAT'S what those things are called."