Definder - what does the word mean?

What is porch?

To chill outside and have a heart to heart with a homie

Josh: "Hey wanna come over and porch?"

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Porch - what is it?

the act of sitting on a porch and talking, possibly devising the master plan. when all else fails, go porching and soon everyone will be content.

"bro whats going on tonight?"
"no idea, but we're porching now."
"straight. i'll be right there."

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What does "porch" mean?

If a person has acted in a appalling/unforgivable manner, the offended party will leave all their belongs on the porch of the house they are currently residing in and locked out...forever.

Also could be used as an idle threat, but should not be taken lightly.

I cant believe she acted that way, right shes getting porched!

I cant believe I got porched!

Dont make me angry, you may get porched!!!

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Porch - what does it mean?

The act of taking unwanted, outdated, or stolen merchandise to the highest floor of a house or apartment and throwing said merchandise over the balcony or out the window. This usually takes place after copious amounts of drinking or from excessive boredom. Typical items to be porched are old bicycles, Betamax VCRs, fried computer monitors, etc. On a rare occasion a stolen Honda scooter might be porched. It is preferred that a crowd be gathered at the base of the dwelling to spread the enjoyment amongst as many as possible.

Mikey drank a whole bottle of Cuervo the other night and decided porching his roommate's futon would be a good idea. It got pretty ugly after that.

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Porch - meaning

To be white girl wasted, to be extremely drunk, and in your feelings.

Damn amber got so porched last night she doesn't remember anything

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Porch - definition

A porch is a construction usually external to the walls of the main building proper, but may be enclosed by latticework, broad windows, screen, or other light frame walls extending from the main structure.

Let's go sit out on the porch

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Porch - slang

The way dummies type Porsche, a sports car manufacturer.

- I think I'm going to buy a Porche
- You should first try to spell it correctly...

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Porch

Sexual activities or intercourse usually of a different sex

Yoo bro where you going?
“About to go get me some porch porch

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Porch

The "porch" is the steel grated platform at either end of a 48.( A 48 is a kind of freight train car that is known and recognizable by tramps and Graf artists)

"we were riding a freight train through the desert at night and we just sat on the porch and drank wine"

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Porch

Used to describe a person or his/her actions as lazy, trashy, unattractive, materialistic, good-for-nothing, cheap, of lesser quality, or simply anything that the name-caller feels is below his/her own personal beliefs and values in life.

E.g., "that girl is so porch" could mean this girl did a number of contradictory things or lives her life in a number of ways including the following:
(1)dressing/acting like trash,
(2)not hooking up with you,
(3)blowing your uncle,
(4)believing anal sex = virginity,
(5)throwing up on herself at a bar,
(6)shitting herself at a party after taking too much GHB, or
(7)being lazy, spoiled and unproductive while being banked by daddy.
(This term is applicable to both men and women.)

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