Definder - what does the word mean?

What is bluescreened?

When you drink Pabst Blue Ribbon to the point of getting black out drunk. Your mind fails, much like a computer which blue screens. The term gets its name from the blue ribbon.

I slammed so many peebers last night I was bluescreening.

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Bluescreened - what is it?

To "bluescreen" a video while you're sitting outside (backyard, porch or something) means to point your phone up at the sky while playing it so that the sky's blue reflection gives your video a uniform reflective hue. This prevents you from seeing your own reflection and other objects on your phone screen. It's super fun because it allows you to watch the video in relaxing, temperate conditions while experiencing all of the humor and jokes the video has to offer. This is usually done with restoration videos in order to bring them to life. If you ever want to spice up a restoration, bluescreening is the way to go. It can also be done with any other type of video to give it a relaxing, outdoor mood.

Friend #1: You said you never swam yesterday. What were you doing outside?
Friend #2: Bluescreening a video.
Friend #1: What type of video?
Friend #2: A restoration video of an SNES console.
Friend #1: How was it?
Friend #2: Satisfying. Now I know that there's some reliable hardware out there.

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What does "bluescreened" mean?

A discord server in which the members have hot gay sex on the camera until their nuts are empty

Hey have you seen Noah?
Nah he was jerking off with random dudes in the bluescreen room

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Bluescreened - what does it mean?

The face somebody makes when their brain has visibly encountered an error and has literally stopped working.

May be caused by fatigue, someone saying something extremely confusing or just by being a dumb bitch.(It's me, im a dumb bitch)

*receives exam*
*sees new question that was in the curriculum but i never studied for*
*beep booooooop sorry your brain has encountered an error*

i was asking his customer if he has an ip4 or ipv6 connection and he just had bluescreen face for a couple of minutes and then said he has wifi

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Bluescreened - meaning

v. To be killed by a Bill Gates vaccine

He only had a cough but the doctor bluescreened him with the Covid-19 vaccine

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Bluescreened - definition

(verb): when confronted with many tasks, the act of procrastinating.

Referring to the Blue Screen of Death, when a computer crashes from trying to run too many programs.

I have so many projects due this week, I'm just Bluescreening.

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Bluescreened - slang

When a computer crashes and shows an error message with a blue background. Generally makes your computer unusable until you reboot.

The new itunes was running great until it decided to bluescreen on me and I lost my homework.

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Bluescreened

anything that seems like its irreparably damaged, like a computer when it gets the blue screen of death.

Our relationship had totally bluescreened, so i broke up with him.

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Bluescreened

When one hears information so shocking or world-view-shattering that one's mind goes temporarily blank.

When I learned that Armmie Hammer is a cannibal, I bluescreened for 10 seconds before I could form another thought.

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