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What is Pabst Blue Ribbon?The cheap beer of choice for indie kids, scene kids, or hipsters. Hipster no. 1: Hey man, hand me another Pee Bee Arrr!!! Pabst Blue Ribbon - videoPabst Blue Ribbon - what is it?n. Packs a good whollop and sits nicely. To drink a lot and not feel heavy. To enjoy at a good cost and achieve the feeling desired. To experience true delight and full flavor. Yes sir this is cheap, and yes it will make you feel great, and yes it has more class and flavor to it than commercialized beer. Just quit yappin and get me a PBR! What does "Pabst Blue Ribbon" mean?The most storied beer in the history of county fairs. At or about the turn of the century, Cletus Pabst, a notoriously violent drunkard and dancing fiend, began entering his home-brewed libation in hog and heffer contests at fairs in southern Ohio. Eventually, partly out of pitty, mostly out of fear of having their children beaten and/or danced with, judges awarded Mr Pabst's dirty taint flavored beer the blue ribbon in the open thoroughbred heffer class. Heineken? Fuck that shit. PABST BLUE RIBBON! Pabst Blue Ribbon - what does it mean?The best beer that comes in a 30 rack. Person 1:Dude, here's ten bucks get some beer. Pabst Blue Ribbon - meaningPabst Blue Ribbion is The Number one choice for punk rockers and Pirates. the beer is cheap but wonderful and has a special way of reminding you the next day as you pee out of youre butt. None the less this brew can only be described as gods piss. what kind of beer do pirates drink? Pabst Blue Ribbon - definitionA classic american pilsner. Although I used to think this beer inferior because it sells for $8 a case, you can actually smell and taste malt and hops in this beer. It is a far better beer than bud, coors, miller, busch, rolling rock, or any other american swill. "If all you have is cheap American mega-lagers, at least give me a Pabst Blue Ribbon" Pabst Blue Ribbon - slangThe nectar of the Gods. This was the beer that was consumed by US military personnel in ww2 and the Korean War. It is also the first beer to be put in a can. Steel cans for iron men. Drink Pabst Union made in the USA Grab a Can of Pabst blue ribbon out of my cooler Pabst Blue Ribbon1. n. The only beer that makes you feel as though you're looking the devil straight in the face upon cracking open the first can of the evening. It is a little-known fact that in the play "Faust", Mephistopheles is, in fact, summoned by the protagonist's opening of a can of Pabst. Here is a dialogue from the 1986 film "Blue Velet" exemplifying the Pabst Blue Ribbon Mentality (note: Frank Booth is played by Dennis Hopper): Pabst Blue Ribbon1. The Best-cheap beer in the world; Well known Punk-Rock beer. Also known as PBR. I took my last $10 and bought a shit load of Pabst Blue Ribbon! Pabst Blue RibbonThe beer comprized primarily of water, wheat, hops, smegma, piss, uranium, sewer water, racisium (makes whoever drinks Pabst Blue Ribbon racist against Hispanics), and very very tiny butthairs. The butthairs are used for extra "ass" flavor. This exquisite and refined taste is directly reflected in the cost per can. The sewer water and racisium is just the nasty flavor the racist kind of Hipsters enjoy. Do not look for this product in a bottle because it's easier for the people at the factory to piss straight into a can. Racist hipster 1: Mmm! Pabst Blue Ribbon! Now with 50% more racisium! |
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