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What is birds nest?The act of placing toilet paper in a toilet in order to absorb all of the water, then defecating on top of it, rendering the toilet unable to be flushed and resembling a bird's nest. Prior to leaving the hotel room, Johnny got caught Bird Nesting the toilet to spite the crappy hotel service. birds nest - videoBirds nest - what is it?A penis that is so small it does not hang and barely pokes beyond the pube line, giving it the appearance of a hatched baby bird and two eggs. Holy crap, that asian kid's junk looks like a Bird's Nest. What does "birds nest" mean?When using a public restroom, a bird nest is layering toilet paper on the seat to avoid being tainted by germs prior to sitting down. Joel unable to control his explosive diarreah was unable to create a bird nest in time. Fortunatley for him he always keeps a spare pair of panties in his office drawer. Birds nest - what does it mean?The act of one man masturbating while towering above a group of chicks, as the women wait with great excitement (open-mouthed and straining necks) and anticipation for the man to ejaculate into their mouths. Man: βSweetheart, my balls are as hard as rock, and waiting to blow. Why donβt you invite a couple of your girlfriends round, for a bit of birds nesting?β Birds nest - meaningA sexual act or favor when one shaves off his/her or their partner's pubic hair, stuffs the pubes into the mouth of their partner and then proceeds to defecate on top of the pubes...thus simulating a bird or if you will, a "turds" nest. So my boyfriend Miles loves it when I will up his mouth by performing a birds nest with him and his mother DeeDee. Birds nest - definitionwhen a girl is on the bottom during sex and the friction of her head being rubbed back and forth on the pillow causes the hair on the back of her head to tangle forming a large knot of hair that looks like a bird's nest i was fucking this girl hard from on top and she got a huge birds nest Birds nest - slangWhile having rough sex the male tangles and tousles the woman's hair into a nest of sorts. When he is about to finish he pulls out and busts into her hair to give it the finished product hold, resembling a birds nest. After Erin complained she ran out of hair gel Anthony fucked her and finished in her hair leaving her with a birds nest. Birds nestwhen you go over to a toilet to take a dump,and you look in the toilet to find out that someone left a surprise for you in there....someone that used a whole roll of toilet paper and clogged up the shitter and then took a massive dump on top of that.Its floating on top of the water with a turd nestled inside.Mostly found at factory bathrooms,truckstops,fast food. Man,I had to take a shit...but theres a nasty ass birds nest in the bathroom shitter,I think Ill wait. Birds nestThe toilet paper shield that some people construct around the seat of a public toilet so that they don't contract any of the various forms of ass and sexual diseases that thrive on porcelain. "When Brenda left the bathroom, we were puzzled as to why all the toilet paper was gone. She then explained to us that she had birds nested it, and suddenly everything made sense." Birds nestPlacing toilet paper around the seat of a toilet, to form a protective barrier from the germs on the seat. Mostly done in public bathrooms. Looks remarkable like a birds nest Me: I don't wanna pewp in that stall, it looks real disgusting... |
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