Definder - what does the word mean?

What is hair gel?

When a man ejaculates in another's hair, causing it to stick like hair gel.

Ben Stiller gave that one girl some dutch hair gel in "There's something about Mary".

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hair gel - video


Hair gel - what is it?

Any brown kid that gels his hair everyday to look like a guido. Often the gel gets to this persons head, making his vocabulary and grammar incorrect/limited/ made up.

Holy crap look at that sams hair gel.

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What does "hair gel" mean?

When you bust a nut in a girls hair and it hardens overnight

that girl I brought home from the bars last night woke up this morning with canadian hair gel

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Hair gel - what does it mean?

When a man masturbates into a toilet, and gives someone a swirly

dude after i gave her that mexican hair gel, she combed her hair with it!

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Hair gel - meaning

When multiple Mexicans cum in a persons hair, the hair is then styled and eventually dried to maintain its position.

Brice: "Hey, Alexei, where did you get that rockin' hairdo?"
Alexei: "Oh! I just got some Mexican Hair Gel from a few spicks on the street."

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Hair gel - definition

Means pot, marijuana, mary jane, dope etc... But can be said around adults and little kids, with your friends still knowing what you are talking about.

"Hey, are we gonna do some hair gel tonight?"
"Hell yeah, we gonna gel our hair for sure."

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Hair gel - slang

Euphemism for marijuana. Perfect for using when talking to people in mixed company or leaving messages on answering machines about marijuana. Doesn't sound obvious like "Chocolate" or "Christmas tree lights"

Your marijuana dealer can be called your "Stylist"

The act of smoking marijuana can be called "Doing your hair"

The piece you smoke your marijuana out of can be called your comb (pipe) or brush (bong)

1. Hey we are all pitching in together to buy some hair gel, and if you don't give us any cash, we won't let you use any.

2. I've got some desginer hair gel, but I don't have a comb. Can we come over and style our hair with yours?

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Hair gel

Describing a particular type/group of douchebags, particularly the ones residing in/around Washington DC.

Not the same as a guido, although they use similar amounts of hair gel.

Yo bro, let's get out of here, too much hair gel in this room.

I had to get off the Metro this morning because I was suffocated by all the hair gel on their way to the office.

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Hair gel

Semen that is being used to style hair

In the movie "There's Something About Mary", Cameron Diaz's character Mary asks Ben Stiller's character Ted "Is that... is that hair gel? " and proceeds to wipe fresh cum off his left ear to style her hair with, without waiting for his answer.

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Hair gel

a gel made of fat that makes your hair stick up or stay in one place

some people wear just too much hair gel

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