Definder - what does the word mean?

What is beetroot?

An act of someone with two dicks jerking off and partaking in sexual inquiry at the same time

Person 1: "Hey look that's the guy that can beetroot"

Person 2: Hey that's so cool!

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Beetroot - what is it?

The most successful band of all time.
Members:
John Lemon, Apple McCoretney, Orange Harrison, and Ringotato Starch.

The Beetroots' hits include:
•Fruity in the Sky with Diamonds
•While My Gourdtar Gently Peels
•Peely Lane
•Lady Banana
•Hey Root
•Lettuce Be
•Don't Pear Me By
•I Me Mango
•For You Blueberry
•Yellow Tangerine
•Across the Fruitiverse
•You Never Give Me Your Mango
Yesterdate
•The Berry of John and Yoko
•In My Lime
•Within Fruit Without Fruit
•The Inner Lime
•Drive My Carrot
•Coconut Together
•It's All Too Mushrooms
•Dear Pumpkin

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What does "beetroot" mean?

A code word often used to indicate when the person that is the topic of conversation is close by.

"dude you seen the size of colins nose it's beyond massive"
"BEETROOT"
"oh hey colin"

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Beetroot - what does it mean?

Person who has their head in the ground, they are unaware of things/people around them. They will come across as narrow minded, impatient, rude and arrogant.

That guy was a beetroot!

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Beetroot - meaning

Also known as 'brute' meaning someone who tackles hard/big hits in Rugby Union

Oof that prop Matthew is a beetroot did you just see that big hit?

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Beetroot - definition

A person who's face has turned a red/purple because they are embarrassed, 'beetroot' is usually shouted when someone does something embarrassing and try's to pass it off.

(school kid drops food tray onto floor and his face turns red)
Guy 1: WWWAAAYYYY!!
Guy 2: WWWAAAYYY!
Guy 3: (aside to friend) his face is beetroot
Guy 2: haha ye
Guy 1: (shouted at kid) BEETROOT!!!
Guy 3: BEETROOT!!!!

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Beetroot - slang

A large swollen and quite possibly infected testicle which appears purpley/red in nature. Perhaps caused by the Mrs finding out about "the affair" or due to obscure sexual positions in which the safety of the testicular area may become impaired.

Fuck me, check out the Beetroots on that poor bastard!

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Beetroot

A person with beetroot colored face that has sex with people under their employment.

While sipping from the hypocrite cup, the beetrooter, bangs on the drum about welfare cheats and bludgers and lines up a series of cushy and very well-paid jobs for his baby mama.

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Beetroot

the idea of making something worse, but in a jestfull way. usefull for diffusing tense situations. etiology is from a washing powder advert in which a women makes the stain worse by adding beetroot

mitch -"oh shit, we are out of petrol, have no where to camp and matt is ill"
will - "well, i'm gonna make this worse, with beetroot!"

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Beetroot

a cluster of cells within the womb.

ex; dude your beetroot is showing
2. i heard your beetroot fell out last night

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